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Livia, 17. Germany. | Header: Gif from the first Harry Potter movie | Avatar: Original picture from Malfoygasmic | Be(e) kind.

[27snowflakes]

Can’t we just all pitch in for some computer genius to add a “readers also enjoyed” section on ao3 to help us all out with our post fanfic grief? ??

[rose-grangerweasleyisbae]

Bitch

For @secretlycrazyhummingbird bc I love them and they let me rant about things

Harry stared at the words on the ministry messaging paper, quite gobsmacked. After all this time, all their effort and pining and a million miscommunications Draco was chickening out?

I have to cancel our date tonight.

Their first date. They’d been together for three months now but tonight would have been their first date. Well, until Draco cancelled it. Suddenly a flare of annoyance took hold of Harry and he snatched a pen from Ron’s desk so he could write back a quick Why?

He didn’t trust himself to write anything else. His insecurity about this newfound relationship could spur his anger into something more ugly. Luckily he didn’t have to wait for a reply very long.

I won’t be in a good mood tonight. I just got back from the dentist and I know you already find me an annoying bitch at the best of times. You do not want to be around me when I am in pain. It is not pretty. If you want we could reschedule for next week?

Harry was already making his way to the potions department after finishing the second line. Alright yes maybe he had called Draco annoying one or twice, but no one was allowed to call Harry’s boyfriend a bitch. Not even the boyfriend himself, Harry would not stand for it.

“What is this crap?” Harry tossed the paper onto Draco’s work bench and made the other man look up. “You think I’ll dump you just because you’re having a bad pain day? You think I care so little about what we have?”

Draco’s eyes widened in surprised shock. Then he took a step backwards and pointed first at his mouth, and then the word dentist in his latest reply.

“Oh, you can’t talk.” Harry frowned, taking a moment to change his strategy before speaking again. “Well, I’ll take that as a good thing because I have some things to say to you. First of all, I will punch anyone who calls you a bitch in the face, and that includes you. I’ll only make an exception now because you’re already in pain. I know we’ve both had our fair share of garbage boyfriends but that pattern has ended now, so your low self esteem can piss off and I will make sure that it does. 

“Second, of course I want to reschedule because I love you. I may have confessed to that while half dead but that doesn’t make it any less true. Third, next time you’re in pain I will be the first to know because I love taking care of the people I love more than anything in the world and you are not allowed to keep such a treat away from me, got it?”

Harry had taken a step closer at every item, and now he and Draco were face to face. It meant when draco nodded, their noses brushed and Harry had the perfect opportunity to kiss his lover’s lips. Draco pushed him away before he could though, and quickly grabbed pen and paper.

No kissing. My mouth hurts.

“Okay no kissing, whatever you want.” Harry came up behind Draco and gave him a hug. “Just tell me what you do need. I’m here for you. And if you want to, I’m sure we could arrange for you to get the rest of the day off, deal?”

Deal. Draco smiled, which Harry couldn’t see but he could feel it in all his other senses. I need a nap.

“Then I’ll talk to your boss and you’ll get a nap.”

And drinkable food that isn’t gross.

“I’ll ask Mrs. Weasley for some soup.”

And I need you. Draco added to the page with a fierce blush.

“Well that’s a lucky coincidence.” Harry grinned and kissed Draco’s shoulder, figuring that that would be okay. He was more than proud of Draco for saying that. His boyfriend had a hard time expressing what he needed when it didn’t concern material things. “Because you already have me.”

Sap.

“For you? Always.”

[therubyjailcell]

I loved it and it’s cute and amazing and I hope you’re not hurting as much anymore too

[rose-grangerweasleyisbae]

Awwww thank you!!!! And the pain is gone now🎊

[livias-tale]

Draco [at Harry, out of nowhere]: The fuck

Harry: The fuck?

Draco [already grabbing his hand]: Well, if you insist.

[parseltonquinq]

Harry: *exists*

Draco: the audacity

[jostafar]

top 25 reasons why harry’s got a reserved bed at mungo’s 

[livias-tale]

Magnus: I wanna make you hard, not your life.

Alec, blushing: I wanna tear up your clothes, not your heart.

Magnus, serious: If you rip up my clothes, I'll burn all your black t-shirts.

[drarry-imagines]

Another reason to love Healer!Draco:

Harry: Mione there’s no reason for us to be in the hospital, I told you I’m fine.

Hermione: it’s just a check-up Harry.

Harry: I know but it’s a waste of ti-

Draco, walks into the room: Hello, I’m Dr.Malfoy I’ll be your doctor for the day. What seems to be the problem?

Harry: …

Harry: Everything, my hearts purple, my lungs made out of glass and I’ve broken all my bones also…

Based of this vine

[livias-tale]

harry p-

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sea_Otter_(Enhydra_lutris)_(25169790524)_crop.jpg

[hardytoms]

Favorite film shots:

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[brainwad]

Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.

[mr-merlin-archive]

he was my north, my south, my east and west

[awhellye]

Scorpius: Then the slimy git just walks away.

Draco: *Rolls eyes*

Scorpius: So I try to get his attention by climbing in a tree- 

Draco: *grabbing book from side table*

Scorpius: Oh and you’ll never guess what he said to me today in potions!-

Draco: *Brings book up to head*

Scorpius: Perfect little Potter.

Draco: *hits himself with book repeatedly*

Lucius: Karma’s a bitch.

[dollopheads]

What the hell have you been doing? I was– Choose your next words carefully. They may be your last.

[livias-tale]

jughead: do you know.... do you KNOW what it's like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

sweet pea, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[drarry-imagines]

Drarry + Social media: Twitter edition

[it-started-over-drarry]

Harry and Draco bickering during 8th year and Harry pushes Draco against the wall, says “wanna say that again, pretty boy?” and they’re both glaring at each other until they hear Ron say

“Did you just call Malfoy pretty?”

[livias-tale]

“You are more than your magic”, Alec whispered, as he watched the sunken and weak looking figure that was currently leaning against Magnus’ balcony railing. Alec meant his words, even though he had to admit that, in this moment, his boyfriend was just a far shadow from the flamboyant warlock he used to be.

At first, Magnus did not answer - Alec started to wonder if he had even heart him, or if he was too deep in some dream-like trance to recognize his voice. It was when Magnus answered - voice deep and hoarse, as if he had cried just minutes ago - that Alec realized just how scared he’d been.

“You could have died, Alexander, you could h-have..., you could have died in my arms and there would have nothing left to do but mourning.”

Alec swallowed and gently walked closer, his hands brushing over his shoulder. “But I have not died. I am alive. I am fine,” he told him. “I have a reason to make it through, a reason to fight.” Alec smiled and leaned against the railing next to Magnus, staring into the night sky. “You are more than your magic, more than spells and potions. You’re the one that taught me how to love and love myself, a magic running way deeper down my veins than your spells ever did. Maybe I was wrong - Maybe you are your magic, but love, don't you dare to say your magic is gone.”

He could see Magnus smile. Not happy yet - but it was a beginning.