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[anxietyproblem]

[liviecross]

Both

[pissvortex]

so you'd vote for trump over biden or just not vote at all

if biden gets nominated i will be wasting exactly none of my energy on the 2020 elections. i’ll be doing other things for sure but i won’t be voting and i absolutely won’t be campaigning for biden

[haiimrowie]

I get where you’re coming from but if Biden does win the primaries you have to ask yourself if he’s really worse than Trump, who stirs up his voterbase with fearmongering so any vote for the Dem nominee helps. I agree that Biden is shite but is he the worser of two evils?

[cumbrane]

yes.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

Biden is worse because he’ll do the exact same shit Trump is but liberals won’t give a fuck because its not “cheeto guy”

[darklingdawns]

No. Fucking hell, no! This has got to stop, right the fuck now!

I absolutely don’t support Biden, and I will be doing my level best to ensure he isn’t the nominee, but I would sure as shit rather have him than Trump. I wouldn’t fear that Biden’s going to kick off a war because he feels like no one takes him seriously. I wouldn’t worry about Biden stripping my rights away simply because I say I think he’s doing a shit job. I wouldn’t cringe every single time I see a news clip, wondering what new national embarrassment is about to unleash itself. With Biden, we aren’t going to get the push for the things we know we need, like Medicare For All, but we also won’t get all the shit we know we do NOT need, like an authoritarian president who sucks up to dictators while he actively harms Americans with his policies.

Biden may hurt me through neglect. Trump seeks to hurt me through action. If I absolutely must choose between the two alternatives, I’ll take the first every time. And if you don’t vote, then you’re helping achieve the second, and believe me, all of us who are hurt through Trump’s actions? We will remember this. We will remember you. And we will never let you forget it.

Decisions are made by those who show up. Don’t listen to this shit - put your big kid pants on and deal. VOTE. VOTE BLUE, then put the pressure on your reps and senators to make the change we all want and need.

[friendraichu]

Let’s be real Biden FUCKING SUCKS but if he becomes the nominee he’s still not gonna be worse than 4 more years of Trump. He’s just not.

[gasmeros]

[vespertineflora]

[ID: image of a hand pointing with text written on it that says, “When you skip voting… It’s not rebellion. It’s surrender.”]

[likepeterose]

[drinkinq]

hey man is it okay if i change the radio station

[crushing-concrete]

tbh seeing jenna marbles living her best life at 33 is really comforting when you’re in your 20s and completely lost

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[unknought]

reminder that if you’re questioning your gender, “what do I want?” and “what will make me happy?” tend to be much more useful questions than “what am I, really?”

[orangelemonart]

lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral

[smallgayworld-blog]

and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default

[genderqueergiraffe]

^^^^^^^

[xenxone]

🍋

[nerosgundam-blog]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[harryshoneypot]

[lesbx]

booty shorts that say this on the butt

[schmidtyho]

equally threatening energies

[ain-t-bovvered]

It got better

[anxietyproblem]

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[glumshoe]

Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.

“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.

“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”

He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.

[neurodivergent-crow]

My hero

[vassraptor]

You also win for having enough self control not asking him how he puts his legs into his jeans if they have no holes.

[owlmylove]

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

[owlmylove]

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

[owlmylove]

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

[unlimited-memes]

Completely new meme format, invest!

[blackqueerblog]

Am i the only one taking notes just in case?

[bluelivesaintshit]

Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order to spread info, engineering anti facial recognition solutions daily, and running pop up resistance bases out of ghost towns we will never be on that level here lmao

[averruncusho]

International outrage is important. We’ll never survive our totalitarian governments if we don’t help each other, regardless of culture.

[let-fred-live]

News update! A student (20 years old) has recently been arrested for buying these laser pens, on the account of them being an offensive weapon, claiming that they set things on fire.

Now, there’s a nightly tourist attraction that uses these lasers, sized up multiple times. There is nothing inherently offensive or dangerous about these tiny laser pens, mainly used for stargazing.

So what do the people do?

They come out, to the planetarium (another popular use for these lasers) and they all shine a spectacular laser show to:

1). show their dissatisfaction for baseless arrests

2). display that there’s nothing dangerous about these lasers

3). they try to set the entire planetarium on fire with the very vicious glare of multiple lasers (it did not work)

4). also to satisfy the urge to shine a flashlight at a planetarium and make shadow dogs out of their hands

5). they’ve also turned it into an impromptu disco with song requests being taken, neon beachballs being tossed around, a public karaoke session

6). They also attempt to set a newspaper on fire via the sheer offensive firepower of multiple lasers singled upon one target. Newsflash, it didn’t work.

7). They also attempt to light a cigarette, to no avail.

[the50-person]

HONG KONG UPDATE 7 AUG 2019 Part 2

[ultrafacts]

In 2009, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania stated that Australian wallabies had been found creating crop circles in fields of opium poppies, which are grown legally for medicinal use, after consuming some of the opiate-laden poppies and running in circles

In case anyone is wondering, here is what said crop circles look like.

(Fact Source)

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[wemblingfool]

Of all potential Crop Circle explanations, I don’t thing *anyone* saw “stoned wallabies” as a candidate, let alone the likely suspect.

[essentiallymediocre]

Let’s just take a minute.