and this is only beginning

lifestyle

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[free-my-mindd]

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[astralknightt]

Don't just leave these gems in the tags!

[beardedmrbean]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[valtsv]

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

[chromaticabrasions]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[chromaticabrasions]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[punkjabi]

[bearforceone00]

#mynothing

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[kimmywithay]

I don't think it smells all that good tbh.

[pancakeke]

it's unscented, and in my book that's the only way to score 5/5.

[goldtoothedworm]

wait but what does it actually taste like

[pancakeke]

can everyone please stop trying to trick me into eating vaseline

[the-haiku-bot]

can everyone please

stop trying to trick me into

eating vaseline

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dailyflicks]

INTERSTELLAR (2014) dir. Christopher Nolan

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[horsefigureoftheday]

It's actually so insane that we live in a time now where people can go their whole life without ever interacting with a horse. 100 years ago that was unthinkable. There are people who are 100 years old. The disappearance of the horse from daily life has happened within some people's lifetime.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Was about to be like "I'm literally just a stablehand 😭" but then I remebered overhearing a couple of our boarders talking about casually dropping 5000 DKK on a saddle pad they saw online :')

[ohnodevlin]

A comic my mom made about having horses in the seventies

[the-haiku-bot]

A comic my mom

made about having horses

in the seventies

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[64mpg]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

[64mpg]

i love this sentence thank you. so excited to become perfect!

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[minxitsy]