Atolondrada

.l.

[buffallura]

homophobes are SHAKING

[brainstatic]

I love this shitty right-wing meme for two reasons:

1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in.

2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. It was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men’s clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. It was just that gay.

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Plus those 2017 clothes are rad as hell.

[brehaaorgana]

also come on this seriously devalues the Spartan attire of the patterned tunic-skirt and them lace up boots that showed off their calves and thighs:

also high heels were invented by men and used for calvary/horseback riding. 

so those dudes are dressed more like soldiers than this meme thinks, lmfao. 

[lesbianspaceprincess]

Oh God The 300 was terrible for accurate clothing representation, Spartan soldiers in 480 BC weren’t running around shirtless in leather speedos…

Also here’s what the Persian Immortals (the elite guards) would have been wearing

Again, more like the 2017 pic than the “300 BC’ pic huh?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s kind of hillarious that right wing idiots worship the work of Frank Miller, like 300 for example, when he’s a man who can’t stand women and whose complete obsessed with incredibly muscular men in very tight outfits getting super physical with each other

[caseygrdnr]

[magicalgirlmascot]

Tropes that are totally overused and I love them to death

grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs

mutual unrequited pining

character A falls fast and hard for character B

character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck

cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd

The Power of Friendship ™

flat “what” reactions

sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts

villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle

characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship

characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond

“I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

[greentrickster]

Also including:

Enemies to friends, and also its subtrope of enemies to friends to lovers

Weird friendships

‘Opposites attract’

The cute/sweet/harmless-seeming character actually being salty as fac when pushed too far

[shireprincess]

What the fuck they’re two years old

[birdsona-deactivated20170427]

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD 

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

[fisadeepforestgreen]

^this is a great point

[bearlycare-deactivated20181204]

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

[hawkeyedflame]

Accept that sometimes people walk around with a false perception of who you are. Keep doing your own thing and being the best version of yourself that you can be. Believe in the people who know who you are, and let go of all the rest.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Couldn’t say it better myself

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

Men dropping women because they have sex “too soon” is a complete myth. They drop you because all they ever wanted is sex, they reached their goal, and now they’re moving on. You can tell by the fact that they obviously pursued having sex with you. 

It has nothing to do with “self-respect” or “ladylike” behaviour. Have sex whenever you feel comfortable, on the first date or after you’re married, but don’t let anyone tell you that you being sexual is the reason you’re undesirable or you’re not in a relationship. If you feel safe and comfortable engaging in sex, there’s no reason you need to hold back and if you get dumped afterwards, it’s because you’ve been pursued by a manipulative piece of shit. 

[overpricedvodka]

Does anybody have a cousin at Hulu or Amazon or Netflix?  This series is exactly what I didn’t know I needed.

[audreynical2]

[anonymousnerdgirl]

Damn it, Tumblr! Why do you make me need things I can’t have?

[thentheysaidburnher]

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?! 

[thentheysaidburnher]

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

why did no one tell me this?!

[radiant-humble-deactivated20161]

You know why :/

[raspberry-mouse]

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

[shamelesslyunladylike]

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.

[amtasical]

I did not know this, and I pride myself on knowing shit like this.

[thecastironchef]

MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS

[uncivilizedelk]

The last episode of Samurai Jack “CI” was a disappointing, predictable, and rushed mess. It was really bad.

[fuwaprince]

show some pride for who you are!

[awholockedpotterhead]

Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?

Do you know why? 

Do you want to know why?

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine. 

[thenewnationalanthemptv]

GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.

[geekandmisandry]

It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral. 

Cute little boys in their boy dresses!

And dresses and skirts look fine on men:

In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine: 

And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!

The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure. 

Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell. 

[johnlockismyreligion]

[adulthoodisokay]

[musinvenusian]

YES YES YES!

[glyndarling]

This is relevant to my interests.

[kaijufluffs]

We believe in you. <3

[wretchedoftheearth]

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

[poovellamkettuppar]

[damnitrj]

[brickwallofsarcasm]

Fuck whoever fucked me up so bad that I convinced myself I’m not even worth anyone’s time

[mattxpike-deactivated20170223]

High-functioning anxiety sounds like…

You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you. You’re so needy. What are you doing with yourself? Why would you say that? What if they hate it? Why can’t you have your shit together? You’re going to get anxious and because you’re going to get anxious, you’re going to mess everything up. You’re a fraud. Just good at faking it. You’re letting everybody down. No one here likes you.

All the while, it appears perfectly calm.

It’s always looking for the next outlet, something to channel the never-ending energy. Writing. Running. List-making. Mindless tasks (whatever keeps you busy). Doing jumping jacks in the kitchen. Dancing in the living room, pretending it’s for fun, when really it’s a choreographed routine of desperation, trying to tire out the thoughts stuck in your head.

[grapehyasynth]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it written out as if it were describing me exactly.

[r-n-w]

A short ‘n sweet explanation of the 8 schools of magic from 5th edition!