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[lizardaintwizardbutawitch]

I think is about time I made a proper introduction post

If you think about following me on other social media, I advise Insta, because I no longer have access to Twitter and I don't plan on going back there.

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[bowditch]

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

[arctic-turtle-cassiopeia]

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

[doodle-girl]

Hey. Don't cry. Spread some chili oil crunch on two slices of bread, okay? Then put some sliced cheese, ham/turkey, and sliced bell pepper between the bread for a sandwich, okay? Grill the sandwich on a pan on both sides then until the bread is a nice toasted brown and the cheese is nicely melted, okay? Okay <33

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[moonlightsapphic]

I learned a lot today from Obviously Queer’s video essay “FEMME: Lesbian History, Identity, Politics and Invisibility” and femmebis’ “The “Lesbian-Only Term” Myth: A Comprehensive Historical Essay on ‘Butch’ and ‘Femme’ ”.

[corrupteddoodles]

new teddy ref dropped

[yourtryhard]

[scrubbinn]

Please start that project you're thinking about. Post it anywhere you can. Let people see the art you can bring to the world. Please, I want to see it. Just type that first word. I believe in you!

[wallynorthbynorthwest]

They are shaped the same...like friends ready to hug

[marsziepan]

Ready to hug

[the-sun-princess]

hug achieved!!

[howlingday]

Quagsire is a Ground-Type. Therefore they can hug Raichu without fear of being shocked.

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[that-house]

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

[that-house]

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

[that-house]

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

[that-house]

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

[that-house]

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

[that-house]

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

[that-house]

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

[that-house]

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

[that-house]

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

[that-house]

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

[that-house]

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

[that-house]

Untitled #21. ass haha

[that-house]

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

[that-house]

Untitled #23.

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[luccorvus]

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[corrupteddoodles]

see you on the other side

[corrupteddoodles]

[gingernpcwithptsd]

Alright, since it's the 6th of June and I have been holding onto this design for almost 3 months now, it’s about time the rest of you peeps outside the server get to see it. Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between and out in space, I present to you my take on Six!

As you can see, I took heavy inspiration from the human Bill Cipher design since they’re both triangles and I was surprised no one had thought of that idea yet.

I head-canon them as a triple-ace butch lesbian because it’s cool as hell.

They do have some lore significance in regards to Sadie which you can read below.

Six is Sadie’s mother, but not like how they are the mother of all veldigun. No, Sadie is a sixling; the only one in existence. However, Six didn’t intend for her to exist and never really appreciated her as much as she appreciated them. They would often neglect Sadie to go and focus on their pride and joy, our universe, where they would watch as their children (the veldigun) ran around and caused chaos for the humans.

Sadie eventually became frustrated with how lowly Six regarded her and lashed out, eating the universe; the thing they seemed to love more than her. When Six found out, they became furious and forced Sadie to spit it back out. As a punishment, they erased all her memories and sent her into a coma for millions of years through the universe as it was reborn anew.

And that’s how Sadie ended up in Eastridge! If she hadn’t rebelled, she would’ve looked different (example below).

But yeah… that’s all I got for now. You can ask them questions, but I don’t know whether or not they would care enough to answer them. Who knows.

[lizardaintwizardbutawitch]

Ok ive been pondering this for awhile but how has Alex and Miriams relationship progressed? Like did they like each other at first? Did they have to warm up to each other at all? Super curious.

Oh yeah, I only ever explained this on the discord and forgot to say it anywhere else.

So at first they relationship was extremely awkward.

For Alex, Miri had been a responsibility that was shoved into them without their consent, Miri's parents knew that they were; 1) Unmarried, 2) Lived alone, 3) Worked mostly late, so they just went to them, asked if they could watch Miri from time to time, offered to pay and then left before Alex could even say anything.

For Miri, she had been known as a "problem child" even though her mother was a stay at home mom, she did not have the patience to care for her every day, so she decided to hire a babysitter. Miri went through a couple other sitters before Alex and she did not have the best experience with them either, so when being introduced to Alex she was very nervous, she understood she wasn't really welcomed in their home, but she knew that saying anything would just make things worse.

It was a while until they finally started to actually talk to each other, Alex being the one to ask about her, Miri was still a little afraid of talking too much about things she liked and disliked. Very slow process of having Miri trust Alex that they wouldn't do anything to her for being "picky" or "loud" or anything.

The first time they really bonded was when Alex offered to watch a movie and Miri saw they had a little collection of horror movies of varying qualities, she sheepishly asked if they could watch one of those, Alex tried to pick something not too gory and ever since then Miri became more talkative, active and how we'd know as her regular self.

Alex is very much the only adult Miri trusts and Alex, although they would admit Miri is somewhat of a handful, they still appreciate her company.

[lizardaintwizardbutawitch]

Hey you should be reading this super awesome fic that was just recently updated and I may or may not have contributed in and also the chapter is Pride Month related

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83584636/chapters/227449471#workskin

In collaboration with @gingernpcwithptsd