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there are people who leave the house without a pair of earplugs. what insanity
What other Neil Gaiman work might you like?
The biggest thing to know about Neil Gaiman is that each work of his is a mixture of horror, fantasy, and subtle comedy.
That being said, each of his projects is pretty distinct from one another and there might be some that are more up to your tastes than others.
I haven't read some of his newer stuff (because I largely stopped reading as much since the early 2010s), but I'll do my best to remember what matters in other works.
Horror
The Sandman is a great work for horror fans. It's also great for mythology fans and other nerds, but horror is a major push and pull factors.
The comic is probably the greatest body of work Gaiman produced and it's recommended if you're a goth at heart and are comfortable with themes of death and humans being gods' toys.
The Sandman (TV) is a great adaptation, but it's very short so far and doesn't cover the best stories.
Coraline is a horror story for children. It doesn't have anything that's not suitable for kids, but it can be viscerally scary to some people. Both the book and the film are great.
Mirrormask is my personal favourite, it's a low budget film with mindblowing surreal imagery and one of the best soundtracks ever.
It's about a teenage girl who has troubles with her parents (who run a circus, btw) and who gets swiped up by her imagination into a bizarre world that is being eaten by her depression. Not a scary film, per se, but it's disturbing. However, it's a very warm film and it always makes me feel better.
Fantasy
Neverwhere is set in a dimension of twisted London Underground where everything that's straightforward in our world becomes weird and too real.
It really tickled my imagination, I highly recommend the book.
Stardust is set in a more high fantasy setting.
It features kings, witches, ghosts, and a star that fell to the Earth. It has a young protagonist who's not exactly the best or the brightest person, so if you hate such things, stick to the adaptation. In my opinion, the book is just lovely.
American Gods is a darker fantasy that asks the questions: "What if every god people ever believed in became real through the power of their worship? And then what if that worship started fading?"
It's set in the USA and because that country is such a melting pot, there are many gods. And not all of them are happy. This is the book that gave Neil Gaiman his reputation of a writer who loves weird sex scenes.
Humour
Stardust the film is often compared to Princess Bride. It's lighthearted, funny, full of imaginative adventures.
Just a very nice film with an all-star cast.
Anansi Boys is a spin off of American Gods, but it's a lot more lighthearted.
Anansi is a trickster god, so you know things will get funky.
I haven't read The Graveyard Book and The Ocean at the End of the Lane yet, but I hear they're very good as well.
Also, short story collections or Norse Mythology might be a good place to start if you want to get a feel of Neil Gaiman as an author first.
Three of the greatest pirates the world has ever seen.
fucking relatable master yupa
David Szymanski, creator of Iron Lung, on the unfortunate nature of it's recent surge in popularity.
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
i have no defense against this. you've got me
this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed
I know a guy, but the guy is Google
literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!
Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses donât like this and donât encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol
My cartoon for the latest issue of New Scientist.
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he seems a very polite young lad
âFor I am Walter the Wise, Walter Meth-maker, Walter of Many Colours!â
I looked then and saw that his meth, which had seemed white, was not so, but was woven of all colours, and as the crystals moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.
âYo, is this pride month meth, bitch?â I asked.
glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you
In case youâre wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.
the true crime girlies at work shake like chihuahuas every time a street person so much as looks at them
and like. they have no capacity to comprehend the level of retaliatory violence that would fall on every street person in a ten mile radius if anybody so much as touched a hair on their heads, but they really think the autistic guy with no teeth popping in to say hello is gonna Get Em
Iâve received decades of White Woman conditioning yes, fight it
Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and youâre helpfully like âoh yeah donât drink the tap water, itâs got stuff in it that makes you sickâ and then your neighbor youâve had forever goes âoh they took the stuff out actuallyâ and youâre like âwhat? when was this?â
âlike two years agoâ
âyou mean i couldâve been drinking the tap water all this time?â
âyeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you donât have to dig through the communal bin anymoreâ
âare you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt knowâ
and the new tennant is like âwhy did you guys even live here if it was so badâ
âwe like it.â
âI kinda miss the communal mail bin thoâ
âthe perpetually naked guy got evicted thoughâ
âi know, so sad. he was really grossâ
âi mean, his cousin streaks through the commons sometimes and knocks on all the doorsâ
âoh yeah, hate that guyâ
New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????
Old Resident: yeah we have no idea where that guy came from. Weâve left messages with maintenance âbout âim but-
Other Old Resident: just donât make eye contact and you should be fine.
âwhat are these strange markings in the paint?â
âOh! Thats from the crab infestation!â
âThe crab infestation?! Wow, glad they got that under control before I moved in.â
âOh, no no, it was an intentional infestation.â
âUhâŚ.â
âYeah, weâre hoping they bring the crabs back next year. A lot of us made friends with those crabs.â
No, Iâm not joking, he doesnt just look like him, I swear to God neil gaiman lives across the hall.
The apartment building throws holiday parties but not typical parties like for Christmas or Valentineâs day
Knives are decorating the walls for the Ides Of March.
Thereâs a community movie night held on October 3rd where tenants choose to watch either Mean Girls or binge watch all of Fullmetal Alchemist.
Every single apartment opens their windows and blasts Earth, Wind, and Fire on the 21st of September
November 5th rolls around and the entire building just erupts into inexplicable chaos
âWhatâs with the floor?â
âColor theory. Donât worry about it.â
âWhy is the cemetery across the street partially dug up?â
âAh, yeah, there was a problem with grave robbing witches a while back.â
âWhy do you do [totally normal thing] this way?â âOh, [totally confusing and illogical system] is how weâve always done it. âYou think we call it a Hellsite for fun?â
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