LizDaOot

20 | she/they | I make bad jokes, and laugh at them too

[lizdaoot]

Why do we say "Before shit gets out of hand" like sir why was there a shit in your hands

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

These fucking techbros are so fucking childish. "Let's rebuild the twin towers as AI Bots With Lasers" is the most 8 year old idea I've ever heard.

Then again, 9/11 TWO on the AI Laser Buildings would rule

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[sadvelka]

sorry but i can't help to do this...

[vexwerewolf]

You think Ceasar got bored towards the end? Like oooof ouch ooof okay guys yeah that's another knife, can we get a little bit of originality here? Oh, Brutus, thank Jupiter, you're-... motherfucker is that ANOTHER knife

[hannigramislife]

I don't know how to explain it...but this is the most human he has ever looked, to me. Like yes, here I believe he might have feelings and, god forbid, even emotions.

[loveridden1999]

i need people to start caring about trans rights all around the world, not just american. the lok sabha (parliament of india) just passed the transgender amendment bill of 2026 according to which they're removing a person's right to self determination of gender unless they're examined & approved by a medical board. it's hard enough for people here to get a gender defining surgery because of poverty and being shunned by society as is, & now they're taking away their right to exist. the medical boards are bigoted as fuck. despite protests all around the country they passed it. it is so fucking bleak out here.

[loveridden1999]

An Analysis Of The Transgender Persons Act And The 2026 Amendment Bill

Legislative changes and constitutional protections are crucial in the context of the Transgender Persons Act and the 2026 Amendment Bill. Th

read it

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

[ryley-robinson]

Where's the post about how being an expert or just acutely interested in something, can skew your perception about what is common and not common knowledge.

According to a friend, most people don't know the fried egg jellyfish exists.

There. Now you do.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[dabiwantsfood]

Life before the petrification

[angelicguy]

i got put in jail for doing dhalsims throw to my stepdad