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lilbitofmac

What if…?

What if, indeed.

#ironstrange tag

lilbitofmac

boyfriends boyfriends boyfriends

#ironstrange tag

stopoftouchingmywingsihurt

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

foxyclock

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

aacedust

Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

nonbinarythorin

just-start-the-tape

tried my best

skateboards-wheels

[id: image one is jerma holding out his hand to the viewer with the edited caption of "lets unlearn fatphobia together" image two is tags that say "can someone edit a gun into his hand and cross out "let's" and "together" image three is exactly that. /end id]

cannibalchicken

thank you doraemon <333

injuredsoullessfrog

glassshine

Warrior cats power of three ending

bob-artist

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

xxacidnekoxx

em-theforeverdm

spitblaze

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

spitblaze

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines

spitblaze

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary'

shingojira

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

good-times-bad-food

I thought he was making a dumb witcher joke nope thats an actual horse omg

fanficmemes

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

fanficmemes

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

fanficmemes

callmebliss

What’s the comic sans trick?

cargopantsman

chaifootsteps

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

buc-eebarnes

wingdings' true purpose as a font

naamahdarling

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

brawltogethernow

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

brawltogethernow

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

darker-than-darkstorm

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

meggiscat

1 nothing wrong with me

callese

afloweroutofstone

As someone who has personally had to take those calls, they do matter. It just doesn’t matter what you say in the call: the only way your calls actually reach the politician is a tally sheet of each call received on different topics. End of the day/week, the politician gets told “you had X many calls about people wanting you to do this, Y many calls about people wanting you to do this, etc.”

Individual calls matter little, but if they get tons of calls on one topic then they take it seriously. The example above was probably during a time where the office was flooded with so many calls at once that they took the phones off the hook, which actually means that calls are working especially well. When the phones are blowing up, everyone in the office notices.

The best call to your representative does not involve you making an impassioned and well-argued case, because you’re probably talking to an intern. The most effective call you can make takes 15 seconds: “I am from [place in your district] and I am very pissed about [topic].”