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Aught guys heres the main blog
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Any relationship advice?
Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.
Means soup is good
Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.
How dare you question her wisdom
i turned 21 today, all i can say is that it gets better
Literally my exact thoughts when i turned 20
Happy bday!
Here cake
🎂
Mii chanel pastel oil
fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.
3/11/2026
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive
Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI
you have the life you've always wished for, BUT
https://wheelofnames.com/bff-wrs
Is it still the life you wished for?
yup! I can live with this
I'll learn how to deal with it eventually
this sucks, now I can't [do a certain thing]
NOPE. NOT AT ALL
(the side-effect only applies to you)
I already kinda have my art staring at me so uh, yeah, i can figure out how to deal w it. Might be a bit of an adjustment for plushies, but its oke.
love it when my fellow they/thems refer to themselves with gendered language specifically to make situations gayer and/or funnier.
i knew an enby who got married and they both referred to each other as "my wife." until the other spouse transitioned, at which point they became husbands.
the cherry on top? introducting each other to new acquaintances as "my ex-wife and current husband"
dere you go
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ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
reblogging cause i need to save this
A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount
These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk)
Super college friendly (trust me)
I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!
Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!
Reblogging so I remember to do this
Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY
Reblog to save a life
i will pray to you
i burnt it
yeah okay, ill reblog that!
@taraljc i found it I found the sacred mug cookie recipe
Dunno if it’d be helpful but for all the people with egg allergies (yes I was one of you once :( )
Flax seed is a great alternative for eggs if you can get some of that
One tablespoon flax seed 3 tablespoons water and that’s equivalent to one egg
Go forth and consume
Ungentrified version
the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.
i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time
i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲
wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited
I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder
I am nineteen years old
I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me
. yeah okay true I did do that
Im 19
“Please answer.”
17776 excerpts + photos i took
edit: please read 17776
Idk what this is but im interested