Video Games Are My Only Skill

27, Female, pan, she/her. Currently Mass Effect Andromeda obsessed. A personal blog that happens to contain some video game stuff, and other general fandom amongst posts I find funny/agree with strongly.

[thestoryandyou]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

i play minecraft on peaceful mode because i like to have fun and also the zombie noises scare me

[transpunkspacejunk]

justin mcelroy: fantastic friend-shaped ageless deity who likely has the power to grant hilarious and extremely specific magical favors

travis mcelroy: nice and funny humanoid alien with a lumberjack aesthetic who has taken a liking to people and decided to stay long-term

griffin mcelroy: frightening but ultimately harmless trickster demon possessing the body of an IT helpdesk employee, genuinely just here for a laff

[wet-hot-american-bummer]

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

[tacomel420]

this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

[qpocpotter-blog]

this was a wild ride from start to finish

[mikayuues]

my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked

[clubmedea]

[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

[sagefigs]

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

[wilwheaton]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[maxipadawan]

Hello and welcome to the Safari Zone, for just $500 you can throw rocks at endangered species.

[elierlick]

I thought it was going to be problematic but then it got so wholesome.

[delzdesigns]

[nickibianca]

Lmaooo wtf

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mnsreetusa]

I have my interview with Disney this week…

[tardisandtiaras]

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

[swompwolf-deactivated20200619]

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

this post literally got me my new job

[shootingstarbeagen-deactivated2]

We still have 10 more days, let’s hope.

[dontlookimhiding]

Ok. Something better happen.

[jazzcrackers-deactivated2022121]

I DESERVE SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT.

[sapphic--moon]

it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

[botanyshitposts]

one of the most important things ive learned from upper level biology education so far is that dna isnt the god-like all-powerful beacon of similarity between all living beings on the face of the earth as high school science textbooks will lead u to believe but actually is, in fact, the molecular equivalent of a smoldering dumpster fire that’s in a constant state of chaos and cellular scandal like some highlights: 

-the parts of dna that just casually detach on a physical level from the main strand, do some sick skateboard tricks in the cytoplasm, and land somewhere else with 43552342 copies

-the parts that would do A Thing if they wern’t physically spooled up so tightly that the Make Thing Happen machinery couldnt get to them

-the dna thats in ur mitochondria bc the mitochondria used to be a bacteria that our bigger, buffer cellular ancestors just vored in the primordial ooze 

-the dna that’s in chloroplasts in plants for the same reason

-rna….bitches be crazy like what is she gonna do next?? o she gonna act like a protein now and do shit?? im on the edge of my seat 

-sometimes u just gotta make more chromosomes man like sometimes u just be hanging out and u gotta make ur genome 64 sizes larger and then change ur mind only 100,000 years later and delete half of it and thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth

-random shit from like 5 BCE is just casually left over everywhere like no susan i told u to leave that gene alone we might need it to fight dinosaurs again u just never know!!!!!

dna is earth’s biggest and brightest train wreck and honestly i wouldnt trust a dna molecule to water my plants let alone run my body but here we fucking are 

[botanyshitposts]

[willow]

Me after finally replying to the six people who messaged me: amazing. I am so great I love getting back to people

Me when they all reply immediately: goodnight for now I’ll get back to you in the next couple days I’m going on vacation with limited access to emails please do not CC me

[rycnbergara]

The Haunted Halls Of Waverly Hills Hospital

*jump cut* how long am i staying down here?