"Wait A Minute, This Isn’t My Bedroom— “

Mid 30s, she/her, AuDHD Long time fandom trash

[malenjoyer]

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[worm-moon-eclipse]

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[anditslove]

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[lhazaar]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[molinaesque]

"Do you even remember?"

[blitzwhore]

It really, really is

[iidsch]

this is how their duel went, right

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[t00thpasteface]

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.

[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[itsfineimleavingsoon]

Mr. Viktor-"This -isn't-my-bedroom" -No-last-name is a guy kisser, pass it on.

[veritywordsworth]

He’s gay and European

[pocket-deer-belly]

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

[pocket-deer-belly]

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

[taraljc]

we're all ADHD and glad someone else said the quiet part out loud so we didn't have to.

[most-definitely-human]

Nothing quite says Wednesday like the distant whine of air raid sirens

[vampalaurels]

Excuse me Alex but what the HELL does this mean

[most-definitely-human]

I live a couple of miles away from a quarry and they ended up repurposing the old air raid sirens to warn people of when they’re about to blast the rock with dynamite. For some reason they generally do this on Wednesday mornings? I honestly don’t know why and by this point am afraid to ask.

[vampalaurels]

Well this is, surprisingly, extremely normal for a thing that happens regularly in England but honestly nothing can quite top the haunting ghost child alarm

[most-definitely-human]

The one controlled by spiders or another one?

[i-am-the-inksinger]

WHAT IN THE HELL

[most-definitely-human]

Spiders Blamed by City for the Haunting Sound of Children Singing Late at Night

Please, no. No. No.

:) :) :)

[i-am-the-inksinger]

I REITERATE–

[vocifersaurus]

My favorite thing about the world, well, one of them, is how EVERY SINGLE place on Earth–every. single. one.–has some Weird Ass Shit that the locals have just accepted as the way things are.

People on fault lines: eh, it was a little quake, go back to sleep.

People in tornado country: it’s only a watch! I’m busy! Lemme know if one touches down! …aw hell, that one’s ten miles away! it’s FINE. I can’t hear anything.

Australians with Bird Fuckery: yeah they’re just evil thieves mostly. They only try to destroy our eyeballs during nesting season. It’s fine, wear a hat.

My mamaw with copperhead snakes: you just gotta remember to take a good long sharp stick w'cha when y'go up'na holler, honey. Make sure you poke around under them logs real good, and keep your distance before you’re sure they ain’t none hidin in there (I WAS SEVEN)

Fucking Eldritch Spider Land: eh, it’s weird but harmless.

[cyber-newtype]

birdgirl revolutionaries staging a coo