mr pages' little meow meow

your honor my bat did all that but have you considered that i love and cherish it and would do worse on its behalf Tom | 31 | he/they | gay & ace & trans. | i love my aspiring skeleton @paranoid-zombie. My flondon side blog is @cataloguerie

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[cliffsecord]

[jaxdaws]

@astarions-jester

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramshacklefey]

No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

Yoga pants. Hmf.

[elodieunderglass]

people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.

From wicking up road salt.

[taibhsearachd]

The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.

[dloeza]

the eyes of the mighty caesar are upon you

[lucidnee]

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

[lucidnee]

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

[lucidnee]

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[veryintricaterituals]

I think we do not talk about how Armand has such a gorgeous profile, looks like a statue. Ignore Santiago being choked, this is not about him 😊

[endiness]

[wormothythejester]

also known as "armand discovers the power of manifestation and speaks his greatest fears into existence, and he's left to watch that boy stumble his way to publication and that very book reunite louis with his ex"

[jaxdaws]

I've been anxious today so here are some of my favourite bats

first up it's the painted bat: she's ready for halloween all year 'round

the hoary bat is shaped like a friend:

the jersey devil, just kidding, it's a male hammerhead bat and he uses that fantastic snout to sing sweet love songs:

kitti's hognose bat is an itsy bitsy teenie weenie micro skeeter eatin' machiney

he's not much to look at but he's the fastest mammal on earth (he can fly up to 100mph), it's the Mexican free-tailed bat:

thank you for observing and enjoying these bats.

[jaxdaws]

[druidshollow]

i thimk trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone whos not cis should all love eachother forever and embrace eachother and listen to eachother and protect eachother. we should all be eachothers' shield

[druidshollow]

yes definitely. thank u oldmanyaoi-jpeg

[pangur-and-grim]

a couple weeks ago I got so stressed that I started literally hallucinating. I was seeing a ghost lady out the corner of my eye. now what was that about?????

[pangur-and-grim]

I forgot I hit the group chat with this

[pangur-and-grim]

also not to violate copyright or anything, but it was 100% Kayako Saeki from the grudge. that was the first movie to genuinely terrify me as a kid, and I guess my brain was like “what are you so scared of right now ?? is it kayako saeki again? okay, I can try to find her in the room, no problemo”

[pangur-and-grim]

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]