Sorry About the Mess ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

Jimmy • she/her • 25 • Gemini I obsess over a lot of different things at different times so please enjoy my current hyper-fixation.

[kosmogrl]

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[fullyerecteggplant]

rizzo the rat you have to stop. your baseball cap too classic. your letterman jacket too cunt. your blinding lights by the weeknd cover too perfect. your swag is too tboy...rizzo the rat they'll kill you.

[anxietyproblem]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[gothiss]

i absolutely think a relationship with a younger girl (me) would heal emily prentiss

[loveridden1999]

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[toruandmidori]

[teathattast]

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

[teathattast]

What the hell are you people on about

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[olyrik]

BRING THEM BACK!!!

[olyrik]

Wow this became awfully relevant huh.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

or a suit actor

[divineobject919]

or a scale model

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

or a matte painting

[churchbathroom]

A simple green onion will rock your world

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.