Fly Far Away

Main Fandoms: ORV / Lore Olympus / Pokemon / Star Wars / Gravity Falls / Overwatch / Harry Potter / Final Fantasy

[yoyopotato]

Plot twist: the entirety of Beacon Hills already fucking knows about Supernatural beings and nobody wants to say anything because they think nobody knows

Tbh that’s not even really a plot twist

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

[iraincorporated-deactivated2018]

I think my favorite experience with an American was when I said “I’m from Finland” and she said “Oh so do you speak Scandinavian?” and I swear to god nothing will ever surpass that moment

[iraincorporated-deactivated2018]

Actually I fucking lied I’m pretty sure to peak was when my mother was telling a cashier in a target that we couldn’t wait two weeks because we were on vacation and we lived in The Netherlands and she said “The Netherlands? you mean that peter pan place?” 

[iraincorporated-deactivated2018]

thank you @worldofwhales for this lovely addition 

[isthismadness-deactivated202009]

OH MIO DIO

[sebadass]

i went to summer school in england when i was like 14 and there were some american people and when i said i was italian they started speaking spanish, and when i was like “hey i don’t know spanish can u pls speak english” they were like “but…. you’re from italy… do you not speak spanish in europe?” “No, we speak italian in italy” “oh, that’s a language?”

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

reminds me of the sheer number of times I’ve had to explain that the NS regime and the Berlin wall did not happen at the same time 

[handmetheshovel]

Me at work at my little check-in desk at a german airport: Good Morning!

American customer: OMG! OMG!!!! YOU SPEAK ENGLISH! OMG!!!! NO ONE HERE SPEAKS ENGLISH! EVERYONE SPEAKS GERMAN!

Me: Well…

American customer: It was sooooooo stressful!!!!!!

Me: Uuuuuh. Okay. This is your boarding pass for your flight to London and this is boarding pass number two…

American customer: OH GOD! NO! WHY AM I GOING TO LONDON?

Me: (Because the flight was cheaper that way and Lufthansa planes speak deutsch only)

American customer (bending over my desk): Do you think they speak english in London?

Me: Maybe?

I swear I thought she was joking. And then I realised… nope…

[officialdorfkind]

Oooh this reminds me of a particularly stuck up american customer…. Note, i grew up bilingual and my english is pretty much accent-free. Anyways, i start talking to the customer, and he just randomly cut me off and was like “Sorry, can you speak a little slower? I have to get used to your heavy german accent first” and b i t c h never have i ever been more offended, so i actually DID whip up the thiccccest german accent i could and just watched him struggle to understand what i was saying

[official-german-medienlandschaft]

I met an american woman in a hostle in London and she started telling me how she was on her way to Ireland to find her irish roots (she even told me how many percent irish she was) and how she was thrilled to have met an irish person here and she started to learn the gaelic alphabet and yada yada ya. Turns out she saw my Lord of the rings bag, thought the elvish writing was gaelic and therefore I must be irish.

[singingtowers-deactivated202305]

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

[hupernikao-collective]

This is 100% true.

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT. 

[chessys]

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

[allisonkerekillustration]

Grass Angel

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s always possible that a biologist will accidentally create a super-germ that kills everyone. Physicists run the risk of creating a black hole that will destroy the world. But how did you, a humble geologist, mess up so badly in the lab that humanity is now on the brink of extinction?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

good evening (in vampire voice)

[queencate]

[shit-before-the-shovel]

truly inspiring

[apocryphalstories]

Shout out to those who are having a hard time right now.  This is only temporary.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

deactivating my bones tonight for a little blob action

[nowtrytherest]

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

[animatorzee]

#curse you waist high insurmountable fence

[just-like-playing-tag]

Happy Birthday Krone!! (July 15, 2019)

[fullscoreshenanigans]

S1 Episode 12 - Leslie's Song

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[s4pph0m3t]