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[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[cleverblogname-not-taken]

"are we sure this is possible?" "will be when we do it" so unfathomably based

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[deltadescent]

had awful cramps this morning so someone had to get cursed with them

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[brieariart]

Rocky and Adrian feat. Pebbles

[kaomojiloser]

with the abundance of digital material they have on the hail mary, i am 101% sure ryland got a hold of crappy jokes and started reciting them to rocky. rocky now thinks that human humour is full of dad jokes.

[notholaenas]

eridian grace cannot handle the summer heat

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[holybats]

what reading an event tie-in but not the event is like

[asteronomical]

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

cleanin my tushy yes cleaning it goody, it's a thing all good birds must do. my oil gland nipple is rly tiny btw but it still gives me enough oil to spread all over my body so my feathers stay shiny, healthy, and water repellent (mostly)

[pinkiecutee]

Mom said its my turn with the Eridan Welcoming Committee!!!

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[fluff-e-boy]

As I’ve aged and matured I’ve gotten noticeably nicer but I never lost the schemer’s heart so nowadays most of my time is spent doing an over the top villain routine laughing sinisterly with lightning flashing behind me and crows taking off but I’m like. Planning a surprise or making a gift

[fluff-e-boy]

I do feel like a reformed villain who couldn’t let go of the mannerisms . Like a terrifying beast that got shrunken down into a kitten, still biting but doing no damage. People used to run and scream and cry when I set my plans in motion. Nowadays they say my name with excitement and affection . It feels a bit weird

[communistkenobi]

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

[communistkenobi]

“hey don’t use eugenics language to describe a thing you don’t like”

“wow I can’t believe you’re defending the thing I don’t like”