Land of Whales

broken man, broken inbox, broken mind. emotional drivel with overstock gamer memes. now @Mudkipmanners

[lordwhale]

[plushrump-dot-com]

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[aokozaki]

Wikipedia page for "Shikata ga nai" listing "it is what it is" as an alternative 🤝 Wikipedia page for "tall poppy syndrome" listing "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down" as an alternative

[aokozaki]

Guy Who Seems Convinced Masturbation Makes You A Better Person Generally Overall: hey it's like the old saying says, right "jack off all trades--"

[aokozaki]

Our edgy pokefic would have a quiet, somewhat unsettling psychic type trainer who's mute but communicates psychically with the help of her partner pokemon Espurr. Only it slowly becomes clear it's not "a woman speaking using her Espurr as a broadcast", but a gestalt consciousness shared between the two. It's just as much the first thing as "an Espurr using a terminal for the convenience of human rights... and being able to reach the top shelf".

[straycatj]

Mr. J! Do you have any advice on life?

I think proper laziness keeps us peaceful

[threeture]

[brbjellyfishing]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

People used to just do whatever back then

[milkchuggs]

To be fair they didn't have youtube

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Are you implying Cú Chulainn killed 150 women because there wasnt any YouTube

[forcefemisuggest]

Why are you not on estrogen and hamburgers? It's literally good for you

[plaidos]

forcefem rules but i draw the line at american values. you can get fatter in ways that involve good food

[yamauchi-sakiko]

its alright, we can stop pretending the united states exists and reclaim burgers for women

[importantangeldefendor]

@demilypyro

[demilypyro]

Just saw a gigantic iceberg drifting by

[demilypyro]

HUH???

[wickedsick]

[demilypyro]

that's normal

[shortgirlstruggles]

that's literally normal. an instrument is a girl she has feelings and can hear you.

[unmechanism]

everytime I like a post and realize its a dogpuppy post i get irrationally angry

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[mrspockomakeitso]

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

[maidthings]

[x]

[dogpuppy]

[sonic-gems-collection]

struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

[spiteswallow]

[cipheramnesia]

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.