CEO Of Brainrot

18 // Gay, they, and crying all day

[losergirl-boyfriend]

idiot-synergy -> losergirl-boyfriend

Long post, under the cut for your viewing convenience (please read my BYF, if nothing else)

> About

Tobi/Mort

He/him, she/her, they/them, it/its, vein/veins, and dear/dears pronouns

Art blog can be found here

Tellonym can be found here

Anti harassment, blocking liberally

> Interests

Studio Investigrave games (primarily Cold Front)

The Stanley Parable (Ultra Deluxe, 2013 build, and occasianally the original mod)

Welcome Home

Cookie Run Kingdom

Surreal or existential horror

My own OCs

> BYF

This blog is pro Palestine

I love abortion, sex workers, and addicts

Thought crime doesn't exist

Do not come into my inbox with ragebait discourse I will kill us both (blocking)

[subaru-copilot]

[therottingbones-sys]

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[storyweavingspider]

WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥

[storyweavingspider]

I was hungry on my way home from this workshop so I popped into Taco Bell to get something with absolutely 0 diarrhea lettuce and hoping I wouldn’t have someone contemplate hatecriming me tonight. I was waiting on a shitty value menu burrito when this dude comes in and starts talking to a white lesbian who was waiting for her order across from me.

He was trying to hit on her with bad jokes and I was keeping an eye on them bc she was obviously uncomfortable, and after his joke fell flat and he bitched about her not laughing at a good joke, I commented to her “is this how straight men flirt these days?” and he whirls around and says “im not a straight man, im a thespian flirting.”

So im like “Yeag i already know youre the worst type of theatre kid” and he says some shit to which I respond “oh trust me I know, I used to be a professional dancer” and he gets MAD, says he’s a dancer too, and to his credit does do some shit to “prove” it to me with proper technique, but then attempts a battement derrière which he gets good range on,,, but also pulls something doing it causing him to crumble to the floor.

He apologizes to both of us then leaves and sits on the sidewalk out front, and I chat with her til he leaves and we both go on our way. 💀💀💀

[green-omb]

Y’know if this wasn’t a demeaning and possibly dangerous situation, him thinking he could justify his behavior if he just pulled off a cool enough dance move to impress you both is really funny. Bird-ass behavior.

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[nnnnch02]

the corruption/ the desolation/ the flesh

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[skyscrapersanddandelions]

kids of color, you’re allowed to get a bitey when a white friend does something racist. literally 0 percent of people of color are obligated to be nice and palatable for white people. holding your tongue in the name of kindness doesn’t really do much in regards to stuff like this because white people are going to see you calling out their own racism as unkind anyways. white people, if a person of color comes off as aggressive while calling you out for racism, just fucking listen to them. they’re not coming from nowhere, and believe it or not: they know more about racism than you do! shocker, i know. just thickskin it, because it’s really not about you.

[skyscrapersanddandelions]

white ppl can rb but keep your damn mouths shut

[thisisracism]

The notes on this post get a 0 for reading comprehension. There’s probably a pretty good reason OP deactivated, unfortunately.

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[proleposting]

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[bakedbananners]

dolorem ipsum / "pain itself"