Rise of the Mangoes

problematic blog

[hwisteria-deactivated20200925]

Everyone around me within a five-mile radius: stop singing frozen 2 songs! We've heard it a million times!

Me:

[theweirdwideweb]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[funkysafari-deactivated20260131]

This echidna, in Australia, had been seeking ants in red earth. by Rod Waddington

[idontthinkthereforeimnot]

[314eater]

whats cooler than being cool?

[420moshdad]

financial stability

[don-neal-deactivated20240805]

Alright, Alright, Alright !!!!

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eternalnight8806-3]

You’re all going to hell

[accras]

Senegalese musician Sallilou on the Cas Cas, also known as Kashaka, which is an instrument made by connecting two small, bean-filled gourds with a string. [x]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I can barely keep a 4/4 beat, polyrhythms are insane! This is so lovely.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

unless it like, really itches

[mousenemy]

Is it okay if i put a fresh one in to replace the old one?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s more hygienic actually

[theherocomplex]

What I love most about Skyrim (and TES in general) is how, once the surface is at all scratched, you’re confronted with the most buckwild lore in the history of ever. Like, Skyrim’s baseline experience is: you are a person born with the soul of a dragon, which means you can absorb their souls and speak their language. Fair enough! There are two moons! And vampires! Giants herd mammoths across the plains!

But then! Dig a little deeper, and it’s all “yeah, there are two moons, but they aren’t really moons, they’re the corpse of the god who tricked all the other gods into creating the world, and mortals just interpret them as moons”, and “an entire race created technology that runs on souls, and they accidentally erased themselves from existence while trying to become gods, well at least that’s our best guess” and “some dudes replaced their hearts with plants and you can pickpocket the plant-heart right out of their chest” and “here’s a weapon that sometimes turns your enemies into pastries”. 

What a game, you guys. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[everythingfox]

Fan on: too cold

Fan off: too hot

I can’t win

[justsomuchnogone]

One blanket: too cold

Two blankets: too hot

[everythingfox]

1 leg out of the cover: demon grabs me

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[mutxdblue]

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[slavery]

[arnber]

morrison↓

[youaremyeverlovin]

[cigarettesforcats]