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Hi! My name’s Artie and I’m a gay trans man. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️I really like nerdy stuff and cute stuff and random stuff and memes. honestly, this website has ruined me the same way it ruined you. if you have yet to be ruined here, escape while you still can. that being said, I have 3 dogs and a cat and I regret every decision I've ever made. I hope you like it here. it's where I go to escape my existential dread. good luck!

[sorryforpartyjocking-deactivate]

[chongoblog]

[bonediggercharleston]

they are literally investigating the unification church that the assassin was mad about and the public is now more aware of its political influence this was seriously a very effective murder of a human being

[septictankie]

[des-gespenst-des-kaisers-deacti]

Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks

[mechadogcentral-deactivated2017]

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet

[kafka-esquire]

Hell is any world in which you even once have to read the words “not all fascists”.

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

Not all fascists are dead, but if we work hard enough we can change that!

[lostinthelightofnight]

Bruh. My therapist is in for a treat this week. We gotta talk about how I refuse to accommodate my needs as a neurodivergent because I was forced to function beyond my reasonable capacity for decades. And now I can only eat like 2 foods at all because everything gives me the ick so like how do I handle that? I need to eat more than energy drinks and bologna sandwiches but literally everything feels like dirt? At what point does accommodation become enabling?

[lo-hi]

[lostinthelightofnight]

Only nervous poopers will get it but that first dump after being away from home always hits different

[funnytwittertweets]

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[kleefkruid]

Turns out the button actually makes vanilla extract

[langernameohnebedeutung]

we're making a pipe bomb!

pipe

bomb

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[meowsapow]

[caesarsaladinn]

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

[hieronymus-botch]

Jeb!

[caesarsaladinn]

[sadclowncentral]

what i love most about this tumblr poll era is that all of us immediately decided to unleash every single social behaviour experiment of the last century onto each other in a way that would make even the hardiest of psychologists tremble. it's like if lab rats saw what the scientists were doing and decided to cut out the middle man

[localvoidcat]

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[lostinthelightofnight]

There’s an episode of Bluey (stay with me) where the point of the episode is that evolution and God can both coexist as concepts and you don’t necessarily have to pick one or the other, there’s room to accept both if that’s what you want to do. And I was too high to see that at 3 am

[gelphienation]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[cordateray]

Pleased to announce I am extending my invitation to summon me when I die to those of this Realm

[wizarddaycare]

Would your undead essence do kids parties

[cordateray]

Only if I get to take one of their souls with me

[wizarddaycare]

Totally fair, agreed

[sandmandaddy69]

[bbymokusei]

you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

[wtf-godzilla]

Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.

[incelprincess]

^poser