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[lovelyrissu]

Boyfriend Tae

I feel like Taehyung is either a silent jealous person or a physical jealous one.

Example : Taehyung would watch another guy flirt with you with a death stare and then not talk to you for an hour or so because he’s thinking of a way to let the guy know you’re his next time you guys run into him like pulling you into his chest or even deeply kissing you right in front of the guy.

[lovelyrissu]

OK BUT

Taehyung is the type of boyfriend to wrap his arms around you and pull you closer when he’s half asleep. He’s the type to nuzzle his head into your neck when you’re telling people about how much of an amazing boyfriend he is.

[lovelyrissu]

It Looks Like:

You’re in the middle of sound check for your concert and Jimin and Hobi are watching you up on stage. When you got up on the stage, you change one of the lyrics to

“And I love you, Hobi...”

Hoseok blushes while Jimin teasingly says

“That’s your girl huh?”

While he nods shyly - cheeks beet red- and says

“Yes she is”

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This Looks Like:

You’re Jimin’s childhood friend and one day, Yoongi asks if he could date you.

“Are you insane? No, never! She’s so out of everyone’s league..”

And before Jimin realizes it, he’s listing all of the things he loves about you.

“She just always seems to smell good. And her smile... it shines so brightly when she’s truly happy and I just love it so much. I love it.”

Jimin stops for a moment and begins to think. Yoongi asks if he’s falling in love with you. Jimin can’t help but smile foolishly to himself.

[lovelyrissu]

It Looks Like :

You and Jimin got a little crazy last night and forgot that Namjoon was in the room below both of you.

“You should’ve at least TRIED to quiet down!”

“Hey hey. I was quiet. But it’s not my fault I can satisfy my girl perfectly.”

[lovelyrissu]

Totally not thinking about this gif and how:

It looks like you’re on FaceTime with Namjoon while you’re at work and you both are bickering about who should be the first to hang up.

“No you hang up!” “No you first!”

And then you get called by your boss to finish up some files so you finally say your goodbyes and “I love you”s before you blow him a kiss and he catches it in his hand like he always does

[lovelyrissu]

Enough with the machismo shit.

Guys :

Serve your own plate

Clean up after yourself

Change the baby’s diaper

Wear pink. Who gives a shit

Take care of your skin !!! It isn’t “gay” to be involved in skincare !!!

* Also : if you’re a man and you’re reading this and thinking “I do this” then this doesn’t apply to you. A real man does all of those things *

[ota-drew]

For the next mf who tries to make a comment about black people being irrational in response to yet another senseless murder of a human being👇🏿

[lovelyrissu]

It’d be so fantastic if most of the guys I knew had a sense of humor instead of “who asked” and repetitive sexist comments

[kkeomtae]

give me every cliché college au please

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This happened pt. 54

yoongi : why won’t the ghost talk to us?

seokjin : maybe they’re homophobic

yoongi : we aren’t gay, hyung

seokjin : we aren’t ?

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This happened pt. 53

yoongi : my hands are cold

hoseok : *holds yoongi’s hands* there you go :)

yoongi : my lips are cold too :/

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This happened pt. 52

jimin: :(

jin : *slut drops gently* what’s wrong jiminie

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This happened pt. 51

seokjin : did you eat my donuts ?

jungkook : no

seokjin : don’t lie to me. i see the white powder on your pants

jungkook : hyung no i swear that was cocaine-

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This happened pt. 50

*mugger pulls out knife*

mugger : gimme your money

seokjin : well this night took a SHARP turn

[later]

doctor : it’s a record for amount of stabs-

[lovelyrissu]

This happened pt. 49

namjoon : omg a crab

crab : omg namjoon

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This happened pt. 48

seokjin : well you know ,,,, change is inedible

namjoon : i think you mean inevitable

seokjin : *spitting out nickels* nope

namjoon : what the fu-