A Random Blog

26. Teacher. Mom-to-be. I love all things Disney, babies, and animals and I fill this page with lots of random.

[peaceloveandfostercare]

This guy married into my family, but he’s really close to taking the spot of favorite cousin. Former pro soccer player, married to my youngest cousin and moved from chicago to 1 mile from us. God bless them. Lol

[moosepower]

Also, hi, this is the way to support parents.

None of this "let me know how I can help."

Give me all the "I'm free 5-7, I have the following ideas."

[peaceloveandfostercare]

Exactly!! Invite yourself into our lives. Tell us when you are coming to help. I will feed you dinner and my will absolutely adore you.

100/10 no notes.

[lovingtheshortlife]

Seriously! Pick a day and time and my kids are yours

[dadsuplate]

“What even is this shit?” Me, whenever my scroll is accidentally set on For You instead of Following

[did-you-know]

If you try not to “catch” someone’s yawn, the urge gets even stronger and you’ll probably just end up yawning anyhow.

(Source, Source 2)

[lovingtheshortlife]

I yawned because I read this

[jadedownthedrain]

australia: Is this what they call a… switcheROO? 🤯 Seriously though, wouldn’t you be a little confused if you spotted this pair of #wallabies in the wild as @ireneisbuffy did? This rare encounter took place on @tasmania’s @brunyislandau and whilst at first glance you may think these joeys have swapped pouches, that is in fact not the case! The island is home to a small population of rare albino wallabies, as a lack of predators on the isolated island has allowed these super cute creatures to thrive. If you’re keen to spot one in the wild for yourself, hop on a ferry from the town of Kettering on mainland #Tasmania to get here.

[deejay]

I have found the greatest video ever.

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

that’s a very good horse

[atmilliways]

This horse thinks it’s a dog. My dog thinks he’s a horse. We’ve gotta get these two together.

[lovingtheshortlife]

Play this with your dog in the room and watch them go nuts

[somecutething]

[chrisevansupdates]

+ bonus

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

[aphtaiwan-deactivated20140530]

what why would you use numbers

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

[theinatorinator-deactivated2020]

America makes no sense, as usual.

[fndungeonmom]

bless the person that actually made the chart

[mybine-deactivated20160330]

laughter from France

[raptortooth]

France what the fuck

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

France you had one job

[fairyofsomething]

I’m crying

[viostormcaller]

[mrsswift-kloss]

This is hilarious

[herbwicc]

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

[dragonfire-elite]

What did you do op?

[herbwicc]

a Mistake

[heyfunniest]

Best Kiss Cam. 

[productofcanada]

You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.

[weaponizedhorse]

I feel like this is from experience like this happened before and he didn’t have that paper and he was like “NEVER AGAIN”

[catchymemes]

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

[lost-carcosa]

Albino raccoon

[therobotmonster]

Quick, spot the main character!

[ayellowbirds]

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.

[lordlyhour]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Behold, a man!

[pr1nceshawn]

Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”