lil bug

certified lame dude, unapologetically inconsistent He/They

[starkarchive]

sometimes when i'm bored i rip all the armor off my tony stark and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuckkkk 😂😂😂😂😂

( invincible iron man (2022) #4 variant cover by iban coello. )

[starkspredecessor]

Never understood why there’s so much hate for Iron Man’s old design. I love it.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[meemotin]

I spent too long on this

[loyal-squire]

I love Hank Pym he's like that one friend you worry about

[beemovieerotica]

[mousegirlheart]

c'mon sweetheart, you can't go play unless you finish your dinner, okay?

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[counting-horses]

This post contains 16 horses!

🥕 @yellow-cat

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[yellow-cat]

can you stop counting my horses and come play with me

[counting-horses]

Counting horses is my favorite game but since you asked we can play touys instead

[yellow-cat]

yayayayyy ^__^ whee! haha

[loyal-squire]

Guys do we like my trans pride yellowjacket flag I got the drawing from that one meme by that one persom, couldn't find them rn :(

Chat do we love it?

[loyal-squire]

The time is arriving for him to return as Pride Month nears.

[jolys-cane]

Out of 27,924 Les Miserables works on AO3, Feuilly, a character who has 5 lines of dialogue in the book, one of which is the word "Yes," has 4,055 in which he is tagged. Together we can make that 4,056, when we collaborate on my passion project: Feuilly is Crushed by a Cart and is Not Saved by Valjean

[jolys-cane]

Feuilly opened his mouth, as if to say one of his five unique phrases, but what came out unfortunately did not qualify as dialogue due to the cart's unpleasant compression of his person. Jean Valjean watched impassively, nibbling on a turnip.

^my part

[thelawsofdaylight]

oooh a group project

Enjolras, his virgin lungs unimpeded by cart, bent next to his fellow man. "Feuilly, I revere you," said he. "You are about to die, that is to say to be crushed by this cart, here." Feuilly made no response. Jean Valjean carried on eating the turnip.

[jolys-cane]

well now i want more

Grantaire had attempted to fill the role of a jack, that is to say, Grantaire had fit the toe of his boot under the lip of the cart before he threw up his hands and declared all endeavours, including non-cart-related ones, hopeless. He settled his misshapen body against the cart in the style of a bohème leaning fashionably against a wall, and produced a bottle of eau-de-vie from his coat, the contents of which, we must note, may have one day been distilled from a fruit resembling the very turnip Valjean still gripped in one mighty yet idle hand.

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[sufficeth]

Rick Gets Kidnapped by a Soviet Agent (4/?)

everyone in this comic is so mentally normal and having a normal time!!!!

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Notes:

Having been kidnapped by the evil forces of the USSR more than once, I feel like Rick could have picked up the word "soldier," which is a cognate in English. But he is still monolingual at this time.

Rick's vision of exploded Bucky wearing his costume is historically inaccurate, but i think that's what he would assume Bucky was wearing when he died (and also think it's safe to assume that there was more than one copy of the Bucky suit). Rick also imagines Bucky with combed hair.

On Bucky speaking six languages, I know he at least speaks English, German, Russian, and French during WWII. I think there’s more… and I like six because it reminds me of the song from Spelling Bee, also about a seemingly perfect child.

Remember this happened! but Steve kind of extremely waffles on letting Rick do Bucky stuff, including after this interaction.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[eldritchsmite]

Homage to the classic Hulk Battles the Inhumans cover!

[loyal-squire]

I miss them

[loyal-squire]

I also made others.