[itberice]

[itberice]

Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?

[harrykim]

Star Trek: The Next Generation 06.07 Rascals

[bloomy-rind]

this is the way baseball is meant to be played

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @nezclaw

sounds like a dwarf fortress patch

text: Babies are born worshipping unknown gods.

[lizardsfromspace]

Star Trek fans, 2026: "Ugh, I hate Starfleet Academy! We need real Trek like we had in the 90s, like Voyager."

Star Trek fans, 2000s: "God these internet reviews are right, Voyager was literally unwatchable! It wasn't real Trek, like DS9!"

Star Trek fans, 1990s: "They don't even go anywhere! This oddly joyless book about Trek bloopers literally said the show should be called Bajor: Terek Nor! It wasn't real Trek, like TNG!"

Star Trek fans, 1980s: "TNG isn't even real Star Trek. Only the original is real Star Trek."

The world's largest Lost in Space Fan, 1966: "This upstart program will never displace Lost in Space in the hearts and minds of the people! Lost in Space will be the number one space opera show FOREVER!"

[transhuman-priestess]

I had this stupid idea today that we should have gotten a crossover episode between the muppets and Star Trek. Very specifically, Voyager. I think it could work.

[transhuman-priestess]

NOT a holodeck episode and NOT a time travel episode. Kermit, Miss Piggy, et al are all there. Everyone on voyager knows who The Muppets are. Nobody questions why they’re in the delta quadrant.

[quasi-normalcy]

"Starfleet has long suspected that the Muppet homeworld was somewhere in the Delta Quadrant."

[lost-in-a-nebula]

a little colour experiment and supporting women's wrongs

[smileyobrien]

this is the cutest anyone has ever been btw (season 4 siskoisms)

[mylittleredgirl]

lennier “from birth, I was raised in the temple and studied the ways of the religious caste, six months ago I came here” is pretty funny when you think about it.

not only is this his first job, it’s his first time living outside a monastery. imagine spending twenty years or so never meeting anyone who isn’t also in a minbari monastery, and then one of the nine-most important people on your planet plucks you out of divinity school sight unseen to come work for her. so they put you on a space transport and now you live at the United Nations International Airport (*soon to be the Independent Galactic War Outpost International Airport) with the most cosmically relevant people alive. and all This is happening.

maybe that’s to his benefit actually!! everyone else has to have their moment of reckoning when they realize “we are living in unprecedented times and, regrettably, it seems i am a named character in biblical-level events 😐” while lennier, fresh from minbari religious mythology and history class (one subject), is like oh yes they warned us about the biblical events! how fascinating to experience them in person.

his direct supervisor is the second coming. it turns out that he personally knows Jesus George Washington from a thousand years ago who he’s been praying to this whole time. then he’s right there in the front row when the First Ones get kicked sternly shamed out of the galaxy and there’s a civil war on his planet because society broke down and it’s still his first job!

honestly we’re too hard on him for being a dramatic disaster in season five when 73% of his life experience outside the temple has been directly related to the End of Days (the rest is administrative errands and that time londo took him to a bar). every person he knows is unhinged. he has never seen normal life even from a distance. it’s a lot to expect him to handle an ordinary thing like “falling in love with your milf boss who’s the first lady of the known universe and is also like if the pope had a massive well-trained space army personally pledged to die for her” with anything less than shakespearean levels of drama.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

When her strap game is so good she gets you lizard pregnant

[captaincrusher]

Happy Threshold Day Eve!

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

odo has this playing on loop in his office at all times

[natalieironside]

office chair hungry, feed it skirt hems

[basic-bamboo]

You wanna let your long skirt get tangled up in my wheels so bad

[krystal-prisms]

chair Wheel perfec t size for put skirt in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort skirt not get stuck put hem in Chair Wheel. Put Hem In Chair Whe. no problems ever in chaair wheel because good Shape and Support for skirt hem weak of big skirt hem. Achair wheel yes a place for a hem put hem in chair wheel can trust chair for giveing good love to skirt. friend chair

[skeletonalley]

Gamer Kira is slinging the most vile banter ever heard in a COD match

[quasi-normalcy]

Deep Space Nine is such a good series overall that it’s easy to forget that it’s resolution prominently involves an evil book with magical powers.

[walkingstackofbooks]

I was just reading through the Memory Alpha page on Inquisition, and: