[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Aphrodite’s Cock Post (It Wards Off Evil Spirits)

[kaionyx]

I crave taking a shy sub under my wing, starting all gentle then making them a mindless slut by the end of the night.

Undressing them and carrying them to the mirror, holding them up by their thighs to make sure their pretty cunt stays on display for our fun. They get so embarrassed and squirm in my grip, stuttering and pleading with me to turn them away. I only laugh and spread them more, telling them sweet nothings to make their dumb little head so easy to take advantage of. “But look how pretty your cunt is puppy, so wet and eager for my cock.. Don’t worry, i’ll make you feel so good as soon as you beg for me. Come on, you’ll be good for me won’t you sweetheart?”

Teasing them by making the head of my strap push into their cunt only for a moment before pulling away until they can’t do anything but cry and beg to watch me split them open again and again.

[sweatermuppet]

another easy day at the getting kicked in the head factory

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

when someone asks you why you haven't had any of the "normal stereotypical" experiences a young person should apparently have and you just go i don't know what to tell you i just haven't and for the most part you don't care but then the atmosphere immediately shifts and you're being pitied. and most people don't really give a fuck right, they're minding their business, but idk i've had interactions with people who do bring it up in subtle ways and treat you as if you're some innocent little being, like oh cover your ears you poor little thing. so you leave and isolate yourself, but then it's like how am i going to have those experiences if i isolate myself? but then when you do try people shame you for it. and this is the way people act when it comes to soooo many things in life. you're like that and we want you to be like this, but we're gonna laugh at your attempts if that's okay?

[lavenderlemniscate]

[queenwhiskey]

thats not how planet names work!!! they arent the same idea twice theyre different things! pain and suffering are to similar try again

[lavenderlemniscate]

[alboys]

Tuco is the main character and Blondie is just his latest and weirdest wife. And I do believe that.

[slimereveler]

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

[realhumanbaby]

How can I be more disciplined? I can’t seem to make myself do the things I know i need to do in order to move forward and to be better

It goes like this: Caffeine, b12, omega 3, pomodoro, modafinil, racetams, bromantane, amphetamine, methamphetamine, psilocybin, intermittent fasting, infrared sauna, ketogenic diet, cold exposure, cbd, meditation, validation-seeking, artificial deadlines, thc, habit formation, dopamine detox, manifestation, variable interval reward, looksmaxxing, betrayal, disillusionment, poetry about death, sigil magic, learning the rules, embracing the pain, absence of fear, final boss, rewriting the rules, confession, submission, sublimation

[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

[g4tzby]

[despazito]

accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[cj-750]

finally finished my bear flag blanket :)

[crazy-brazilian]

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[angelsamericana]

dont worry mutuals im not perceiving you as your assigned gender youre all a glowing humanoid light form to me dont even worry about it

[angelsamericana]

in my mind you look like this

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

thanks tumblr

[sparrow-ceiling]

ok but [tumblr image loading] is exactly how i perceive my mutuals’ genders

[oleathe]

Really needed this right now

[simonalkenmayer]

Yes. Yes yes yes.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You guys are Jeff the killing me

[kurtbrussels]

help girl im ben drowning

[albertnatural]

slenderman