Possibly Funny, Probably Trash

One of many side blogs bc I abandoned my main for Reasons™️

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[swan2swan]

SNIPER HOLY F****!!!!!

[sniperct]

the crabs trying to find Mitch McConnell's rave and ending up at Lindsey Graham's

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

Better live your life were running out of time

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[sjorsdottir]

Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:

Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):

The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:

Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):

Traffic light lady in Bremen:

Karl Marx light in Trier:

Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:

Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):

A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:

Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:

Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:

Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:

Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:

A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:

Bishop in Fulda:

Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung

Enjoy!

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[elodieunderglass]

[elodieunderglass]

A little visit

[owlservice]

Imagine walking around and hearing the gutters and trashcans talking to you. And your teeth of course. No wonder people were religious

[bugged-ubuntu]

Been thinking a lot about this stuff a lot lately. We used to blast high-powered signals in every direction, and now days its much more controlled, significantly less leaky, and we have filters on the transmitters, filters on the receivers, filters on everything.

That's not a bad thing, but I miss static, and I miss the television signal bouncing and scrolling.

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[possuminnit]

can you hc a character with DID and make yourself one of their alters or is this some sort of evil crime because this idea came 2 me randomly and its really funny to me

[moonpool-system]

New funniest way to do a self-insert dropped

[mrhollanov]

One thing about ilya

Is that he loves to grab shanes ass

Sometimes shane will sink alllll the way down on ilya’s dick

Like sitting w his legs pretzeled around ilyas waist

And ilya’s brain will break and he’ll grab shanes ass and squeeeeeeeze

And ilya will be trying to stay on this metaphysical plane, eyes rolling to the back of his head

But he’ll be buckled over, a moan all the way from the bottom of his throat rips out, and he’ll be squeezing shanes ass for dear life

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[bluehairedspidey]

is this it?

[batsnacks]

Ice cream🍦

[autistic-shane-hollander]

I need people thinking they can "tell on" Ilya to Shane when he's doing something chaotic, only for Shane to do the equivalent of showing up with popcorn. shane going, "I don't put up with anything. I chose this." yes that is my monkey, yes, this is my circus. My circus is running perfectly. I love my monkey and his business.

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[milanesa42]

[acrinyx]

Obligatory badge :D

It's actually so crazy to see this historic moment in ao3 history and that she's no longer in beta like wdym ao3 is now a fully fledged site now I feel old

[fairycosmos]

OHHHH i get it now i was supposed to die as a child