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comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

virgoprivilege

whats better than this

onlinepunk

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

onlinepunk

People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild

rainbowkarolina

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

bilesandthesourwolf

omg why did they leave this out of the movie?!?!

rinahale

Because men would have burst their ball sacks on the spot seeing this!

autistictadpole

friends with Meares-Irlen Syndrome…

i love you.

friends with Tourette’s…

i love you.

friends with Dyscalculia and/or Dysgraphia…

i love you.

friends with OCD…

i love you.

friends with Dyslexia or Hyperlexia…

I love you.

Celebrate the rainbow of Neurodiversity, Even the less common ones!

lonelier-version-of-you

This is a top quality post OP. (Seriously, it’s so good to have a post where “neurodivergent” isn’t treated as only meaning “ADHD and autism and maybe depression and anxiety I guess”.) Mind if I add some things to it?

Friends with intellectual/learning disabilities, I love you.

Friends with dyspraxia, I love you.

Friends with Down Syndrome, I love you.

Friends with schizophrenia, I love you.

Friends with personality disorders, I love you.

Friends with bipolar, I love you.

autistictadpole

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

All additions are welcome!

Turbachi loves you!

romcommunist

i dont want to be a human anymore i want to be a bodega cat

dancing-cockroaches

Lol funny how "honor student" equates to "booksmart". I went to DUMMY school bro. Honor student every year, didnt know what a pentagon shape was till last week.

dancing-cockroaches

On a tad serious side note, people may be like "how are you leaving the house without accidentally dying in some stupid way if you just learned what shapes were from watching Mr. Rodgers"

Well, obviously im not that fucking stupid. I learned nothing from school, that's true, besides how to teach myself stuff. I didn't learn shit about history, or sex ed, or math, or anything else in school. But it sure did get me used to teaching myself stuff (ok, that was mostly the hospitals because their "school" was just putting a textbook in front of you, but still)

Schools kinda useless, but stay in school.. only because you need that degree.

assyrianjalebi

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

owlistic

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

deathdaydreamm

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

gabriellegibby

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

lemememeringue

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

loopityboop-deactivated20221117

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

lilyrosegold

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

genasi-jedi

Remmy’s dad said trans rights but not chef rights

notkatniss

he really shouldve immediately died for this

blu-iv

All the ghost in the house when she said this

gorgonsach

justgfy

Unions are trash. Theyll Destroy a whole company for firing a shitty worker.

gorgonsach

unions are the reason you aren’t paid 2.50 an hour with steel beams about to bust ya head open shut up lol

explorerrowan

Unions are why you have 5 day, 40 hour full-time work weeks. Unions are why they have to pay you in actual dollars instead of “company credits” that you can only spend at the company-owned stores. Unions are why there are fucking fire exits at your place of work. Unions are why it’s not okay for your supermarket ground beef to be any percentage human.

You think your company pays you out of the goodness of their hearts? Or even out of “market pressure?” The “job market” is a myth perpetuated by the capitalists. Corporations would pay you nothing if they could get away with it. And you argue “oh, but if they paid me nothing I’d just go to another one.” Wrong. Because to maximize profits, they all want to pay you nothing. Corporations exist to maximize profits while reducing risk for investors. It’s part of their entire function to find ways to cut costs as much as possible, and that includes finding ways to pay you nothing.

Unions are your defense against that. You think all a union does is strike? If you pay union dues, a lot of that is spent on lobbyists in various governments reminding your lawmakers that you have rights as a living human being that a corporation should not be able to stomp all over. Unions hire lawyers so that if you’re fired for bullshit reasons, the union can stand up for you against your boss. They’re called unions because workers are uniting to pool resources so that they can stand up to these corporate overlords with more money than God. Unions exist because you might not have the words, resources, or time to fight workplace injustices all by yourself. That’s the whole fucking point.

And if a business shuts down because a union is striking, it’s because the business was abusing people and didn’t deserve to be in business anyway. Don’t make excuses for the corporations. They already have trillions of dollars and a couple million lawyers to do that for themselves. They don’t need your help.

mierac

The erasure of labor history from US history curriculum has caused so much fucking damage to this country.

ohmybuster

captain-rachel

*Me trying to keep up with all the insane shit happening in 2020*

scientia-rex

Good Comedy Never Dies

penny-anna

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

penny-anna

1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’

2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’

problematicfan

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

penny-anna

Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises

Geralt: um

Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.

Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works

freakazxid

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

freakazxid

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

whitepeopletwitter

thatmadhatter

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

dovewithscales

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

fuckingconversations

HOW TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT ADULT CALL

FOR THE FIRST TIME

From an adult who has been doing this for about a decade now:

Remember that about 10% of any office’s weekly call volume is from people just like you who have never done this in their life.

The mass majority of people who run dentist offices, insurance claim call centers, whatever - remember what it’s like to be completely new, and are generally happy to explain the steps and re-phrase themselves if you let them know what you’re having trouble with, and are kind and patient with them.

You’re not inconveniencing them. You’re not burdening them. Call center folks are 1000x happier to speak with someone who is earnestly trying and needs some basic help on super simple things, instead of a pissy long-time customer who demands free shit.

You are a bright spot in their day. A chance to actually help.

So! Here’s the steps:

Keep reading

pagesofivy

I can’t tell you how much I needed this.

kittenofdoomage

I had to ring my car insurance yesterday, which I’ve never had to do before. It was terrifying. BUT when I explained to the call center person, including calling myself a useless adult who can’t adult, and they were very kind. It’s always worth saying “I’ve never done this before” because they’re usually a kind human (apart from P.B in my office, who I won’t name, but you get her on the phone and good lord, you’ll want to throw yourself out a window. I think she wants you to throw yourself out the window too) who will assist you however they can.

allyitis

Here’s the Subway Reddit thread they were referencing.

ampervadasz

bigwordsandsharpedges

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

kasaron

I dislike this.

isensmith

corvidprompts

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

shadeshadow234

Fae are born with features sharp and narrow, yet this one seems to soften as Moss looks at it. Its grin— sharp, teeth gleaming, its eyes— cutting, searching, the jut and pull of its jaw enough to scratch glass. It does not blink. Branch does not blink. It softens.

“I said, give me your name, child.”

“I still haven’t picked one,” Grass defends, even now still hoping for a way out of a faeries deal.

“No. But your parents did. Give me your name, child, and it shall no longer be yours. The entity of your name shall no longer exist, and you will be free for whichever name you choose— Leaf, or Stick, or Lichen.”

“…oh.” says Petal, and in the next moment a name falls from their lips. It is not their name. It never has been. The fae is sharp and cutting and witty, that moment of softness an imagined slight.

“Very well, child. Be warned of mushroom circles, should you lose your name again.”

“Okay,” Mushroom smiles, and the Fae pulls itself away from their reality in a swirl of feathers and silk.

When they go home for the first time in two months, their mother frets over them in a way she had not since they were a child, and she calls them by no name at all.

iwhumpyou

Goddamn. This is my favorite version of ‘faeries take your name’, that’s it, we can all go home now.

mindblowingfactz

There is a method of growing rhubarb known as “forcing” where the plant grows in complete darkness and is tended to in candlelight. It grows so quickly during this process that you can hear it grow. [1, 2]