Scorbunny Squad

Max, 21, he/they. Tell me about your Pokémon team?

[antiprivateeractivist]

*does a gay little bake that pisses Paul Hollywood off*

[inkskinned]

today i am thinking about what we leave behind. in the store, on all of the bath mats, someone has drawn a heart or left a handprint. in the pen aisle, each page of the test paper is covered in names and little drawings and fuck covid and over and over again - hello hello hello hi hello. on the street i live, three houses have perfect hopscotch lanes carefully transcribed with rules and everything - jump here! now do a spin! graffiti of a deer on the side of a building, names scrawled into setting concrete. initials carved into park bench seats. In the bathroom, in silver sharpie - i hope you’re okay out there. i love you, you’re beautiful, keep trying. geocached tubes of trinkets, jackets left out in case somebody needs it. a note on my windshield - closed your door it was a little open have a great day and stay safe! my friends and i, fully grown adults, build a sandcastle on the edge of the ocean. 

inside of returned schoolbooks. inside of little secret pockets. hi hello hello hello. what a beautiful calling. you and i are in different times, and will never meet, but here is the greeting i’d owe you. if you never get to see this person, what do you say? hello! i love you. be good out there. be safe.

[artissijamm]

I can't get over that Perry could easily just humiliate him in front of the crowd, but instead, he help him

Also the fact that Perry can only control Doof's arms and legs. Doofenschmirtz freestyled the whole song.

It's a bop

[7thedisasterdyke]

And the song just goes from 0-get rid of the government in .2 seconds

[goawfma]

lock him tf up

[obsidiansynth]

[depsidase]

[valtsv]

[corvid-moon]

sometimes youre just possessed with a primal urge to watch barbie movies so you can finally feel something again

[141dicemaster-deactivated202103]

[dnd-apothecary]

I am so impressed at petri style dice!! These look AWESOME

[shock]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

oh to be a wolf lying in the breakfast nook

[lmaonade]

list ur favorite nintendo DS game that isn’t one of the like obvious mega popular ones 

[lovelysuggestions]

I live for the way your eyes light up when you talk about the things you love

[emiko-matsui]

monster factory is actually revolutionary because it's a big brother watching his little brother playing video games which has never happened before in the history of video games

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

WHAT IS THIS

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Fuck you, Bonnie

[i-wrotethisforme]

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.

[your-url-is-problematic]

[onceiwashere]

if being asked to examine your own anti semitic behavior is going to give you an ‘identity crisis’ if its not worded politely enough then you should uh, probably go ahead and have one 

[depresseddisneyprincess]

putting yourself first is not selfish

worrying about what you need is not selfish

telling someone no is not selfish

cutting people out of your life to get better is not selfish

setting boundaries is not selfish

helping yourself before you help others is not selfish

making yourself a priority is not selfish

taking time for yourself is not selfish

doing what you know is best for yourself is not selfish

loving yourself is not selfish

[snorlax]

i want nothing more in life rn than to hold a life size alolan vulpix

[moami]

in german we don’t say “i wanna go apeshit”, we say “ich werd gleich fuchsteufelswild” which mean i’m gonna go fox devil wild, and I think that’s feral as fuck