lucretzias

Lari. 20. Brazilian. watch, read and talk a lot, and generally i get obsessed with the things i like - this also includes people and fictional characters.

[rhiannongypsy]

But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own And in your eyes you’re holding mine

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat cocoa can’t comprehend that he’s a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while i’m sleeping 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

cat: MOTHER IS COLD, I WILL WARM HER

me in dream: man i sure do drown a lot lately

[etspera]

“Optimism is radical. It is the hard choice, the brave choice. And it is, it seems to me, most needed now, in the face of despair—just as a car is most useful when you have a distance to close. Otherwise it is a large, unmovable object parked in the garage. These days, the safest way for someone to appear intelligent is being skeptical by default. We seem sophisticated when we say “we don’t believe” and disingenuous when we say “we do.” History and fable have both proven that nothing is ever entirely lost. David can take Goliath. A beach in Normandy can turn the tide of war. Bravery can topple the powerful. These facts are often seen as exceptional, but they are not. Every day, we all become the balance of our choices—choices between love and fear, belief or despair. No hope is ever too small.”

— Guillermo Del Toro (via veinsofmantra)

[liberteaandjusticeforall]

Okay but a Birds of War soulmates AU (aka a first-words soulmates AU with Steve/Sam/Kate/Bucky):

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[liberteaandjusticeforall]

Did you think I was done WRONG SUCKERS!!!

Bucky loves Sam’s chicken noodle soup. Everyone does, but Bucky is, like, three seconds away from starting a religion around it.

Steve’s got tons of sketches of them, individually and together, but the guys all agree that his best work so far is the sketch of Kate playing her cello right after they’d moved into their house–she’s barefoot and her hair is loose and messy and it’s beautiful. Kate hasn’t seen it yet.

Sam has them signed up for, like, twenty subscription boxes, because who doesn’t like getting mail?

It’s not unusual to smell ozone in the house and be unable to find Kate. This means that she’s been kidnapped by America (a phrase which is honestly a lot more frightening in their house than it has any right to be considering that Steve, Bucky, and Sam have all at various points been Captain America).

It’s not unusual for Kate to reappear a few hours later with some new bruises, less a few arrows, and potentially with some sort of space-souvenir. 

What is unusual is that one day Kate disappears and Steve’s shield goes missing (doesn’t matter who’s used it; it’s always Steve’s)

They both reappear later later that day–

Well, Billy and Teddy, fall into their living room, followed by Kate and America, all fighting their way out of a star-shaped multiverse hole, America looking more monochromatic than usual and Kate looking decidedly more patriotic.

She looks–kind of Cap-y.

Also, that explains where Steve’s shield went.

As the hole closes, Kate doubles over, panting, unaware that she and her team have an audience. 

“Okay, so what the hell, guys?” she runs her fingers along the edge of the shield, readjusting its position on her arm.

“I was making a point,” America shrugs like that’s an answer, then turns to Billy and Teddy. “I told you she’s basically our Captain America, not me.”

“The costume change really sold it for me,” Billy nods emphatically.

Kate, for her part, looks horrifically offended. “What?”

“So does that make you Thor, or me?” Teddy asks America.

“Excuse me?” Kate starts to look blustery.

“Just think of it as one of those Hawkeye things. You know, fall out of buildings, shoot arrows, like pizza, wear purple, be Captain America.” Billy shrugs like this is a very obvious fact. Kate loses track of her jaw as she stares at her team.

Which is the point when they all realize they have an audience, and that Bucky, Steve, and Sam are staring slack-jawed at them.

Kate’s mouth closes with a snap. “I have nothing to say to any of you,” and she turns on her heel and marches to the kitchen. (she’s slung the shield into the harness on her back; Steve doesn’t even think she’s realized she’s done it and it’s actually a very very good look for her). She exits, pointedly looking at none of them, before marching up to their terrace with a bottle of something in her hand.

Silently. 

Shield still on her back.

“So,” Teddy breaks the silence. “Captastic Four? Or is that too lame?”

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[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

ok, this is totally crazy and out of blue but hear me out: have you considered star wars stuckate au? like bucky as the boy who wants to leave his town behind and help this feisty prince (leia HAS to be steve. all that drama and urge to fight in one person who's technically in the government but really hates it? c'mon) to trumple down the empire. they meet kate, the pilot slash shooter, slash girl on the run that keeps them alive even with only A LOT of complaining. lando is totally clint, btw

ok like….i had to take a Day to answer this because like. God. You guys know me so well

I do not have a Star Wars fusion AU such as you have described, which, honestly, sounds awesome. I could see Bucky being the son of Padme and Steve being the son of like…one of her handmaidens so they have this Bond of some sort even though they’ve never met but also can u imagine how bad Steve and Padme would funk shit up

but, somewhere, buried in a drafts folder somewhere, IS a Star Wars Stuckate crossover AU.

So, the first thing you need to know is that I LOVE the whole idea behind the Battleworld storyline. That a whole bunch of universes mash together. I actually have a few AUs that take advantage of this. And I think it might have been…secret wars….whatever came before Battleworld????? Where, to stop the incursions, the Illuminati…??????? decided to destroy a universe in an attempt to stop the domino effect of universes crashing into one another. 

IDK it’s been a long time since I read it. But BASICALLY in this scenario, the 616-ers decide, for the safety of all reality, to destroy their universe in an attempt to stop the domino effect of universal destruction, and in deciding this, they have the ability and time to transfer themselves to another universe.

Which, in this case, is the Star Wars universe. Slightly after The Force Awakens (only with Han), ignoring The Last Jedi, because for some reason when I was doing this it was Very Important to push my JediStormPilot agenda. There’s really no reason it couldn’t take place in the prequels, for example, because honestly Padme would love these three idiots so much and Kate would be all “what’s say we get you proper maternity medical care, hmmmm???” and “Bucky and Steve please go talk to Anakin about brainwashing and untrustworthy authority figures.”

But I digress.

Unfortunately for our heroes, they do NOT all end up in the same place. Steve winds up working with the Resistance. Leia LOVES him. The Rebels LOVE him. not as much as they love Poe, but hey. Second’s no slouch!

Bucky winds up helping Han out. I’m pretty sure it was him, Rocket, and Groot with Han and Chewie. Bucky and Steve reunite first.

Kate. Gosh, I love putting her through shit. She winds up in some sort of cage fighting pit thing on an Outer Rim planet, I think? and is rescued by Rey and Finn, who are being trained by Luke. 

Also, backing up a bit, I like the idea that magic doesn’t always translate through universes, so characters that have powers in one might not have powers in another, and vice versa.

What I’m getting at is that Finn, Rey, and Luke find Kate because she’s Force-sensitive. She mostly rescues herself but they give her a lift, and Kate’s sitting in this ship going “this looks…really familiar,” and then some dude introduces himself as Luke Skywalker and asks if she wants to become a Jedi and she laughs in his face because there’s no way she’s in fucking Star Wars, she’s not magic, she must be dead, are you kidding.

She warms up to the idea eventually. Billy is freaking out. When they get to the Rebel base, Kate and Poe are traded so they can be dogpiled by their significant others.

IDK I just like the idea of ordinary baseline human Kate actually being a Jedi. She’s also got actual swordfighting skills so her lightsaber technique would be really different from Rey and Finn’s. Old musty Force ghosts come out when Luke is training them and are like “Finally!!! an elegant fighting style for an ELEGANT WEAPON” while Anakin, Obi-Wan, and maaaybe Qui-Gon are heckling them “oH FiNaLLy aN eLeGaNt FiGhTiNg sTyLe fOr aN eLeGaNt wEaPoN”. Ahsoka is still alive so she doesn’t get to heckle.

anyway it was mostly: Kate is a jedi, Bucky and Rocket are Han’s two best frenemies, can he foist them on Lando, Steve is the Resistance’s new darling, and Star Wars exists in 616 so all the Star Wars people are constantly confused by how much these newcomers know about their galactic history.

ALSO. I was really into this au when I was working on it, even though I don’t know where the actual text is is definitely have some online dress up doll stuff for them. Kate absolutely wears purple Jedi robes. 

[lucretzias]

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED ON THIS DAY

[crazyrichasiansource]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018), dir. Jon M. Chu

[joey-prue]

#In love since 2010

[monstress]

We Chinese did not like to give or receive certain gifts for superstitious reasons: knives, because they could sever a relationship; handkerchiefs, for they portended weeping; and clocks, as they were thought to measure out the days of your life. 

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

you know, I don’t know how this is possible, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen posts about Steve Rogers learning the wrong slang. I’ve seen posts about him using slang the wrong way or not understanding it, or using slang incorrectly to fuck with people, but what about Steve Rogers learning slang from fifteen/twenty years ago?

Steve Rogers saying “fresh” and “dope” and “fly”, Steve saying “gnarly” and “sucka” and “legit”, saying “cool beans” and humming the Fresh Prince theme song. He tells Tony to “bite me” and is proud of his diss, tells Natasha that her shoes are “sweet” that her car is “dope”, yelling “whoop there it is” when he passes Sam for the fifth time on their morning run, telling Bruce his glasses are “tight”.

And like. This slang isn’t wrong! The Gen Z superheroes HATE this, STEVE YOU STILL SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN and the Gen X superheroes are just *constant eye roll* but the Millennial superheros are just like “drop sucka and gnarly and we’re good, EVERYONE BACK OFF THIS MAN IS OURS”

and then Steve actually getting used to New Slang but still using 40s slang, “That’s pretty dope, doll,” and “you’re pretty fly, sugar” (”That’s actually a song, Steve.” “What? Really??” *listens to song* “This is about sex, right?”)

[cryptidallycat]

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

[thequantumqueer]

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

[anonymousrobinhoodqueer]

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

[mithrils-hanger]

Everytime she does this, Thor is the first to find high ground. because Loki used to play the same game, and Loki was never one for ‘pretend’.

[sevi007]

I need fanart of, like, all of these scenarios.

[elektranatchios]

I’ve always been alone. Even as a child. I’m afraid I will always be alone, because I don’t know how else to be. 

[fairweathermyth]

[zoirohs]

[heartou]

“She was more amazing than any game”

[haeyeongs]

fight like a girl: do bong soon (strong woman do bong soon)

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Her story had so many ups and downs it would have knocked a lesser woman for a loop. Yet she chose to see herself as the heroine of that story, and not the victim, because she knew her true story was not over yet.

Queenisms (via onlinecounsellingcollege)