Go To Heaven For The Climate, Hell For The Company

Pansexual with a fluency in sarcasm and fangirling.

[mydearthisbe]

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

[twelvemonkeyswere]

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

[thesanityclause]

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

[septimusprime]

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[brockianultracricket]

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[myawfulpersonality]

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

[teakii]

This is the best explanation for it I’ve ever found.

[tombparty]

holy shit i feel TERRIBLE for everyone with an anxiety disorder now.

[doona-baes]

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[cannabinomad]

[beyonslayed]

Azula was one of the best written static characters on ATLA

[guacamoolie]

And they wanted me to believe Zuko weak ass could beat my queen ? TUH

[beyonslayed]

they had to make her have a mental breakdown to give Zuzu the edge smh

[guacamoolie]

*prepares thinkpiece on ATLA*

[beyonslayed]

I just think it’s funny how the only representation of mental instability and neurodivergence on the show led to the downfall of the most powerful female character

[c-merk]

Ummmmm? The most powerful female character was blind though and didn’t have a mental breakdown?

[beyonslayed]

Azula can fly with fire and therefore can avoid detection by Toph’s seismic sense

[innercityblackkid]

CLEARY yall forgot about this lady

she can fucking bend blood… like don’t tell me she isnt the most powerful character 

[guacamoolie]

Not powerful enough to stop her top lip from looking like the crust of a beef patty but ok. Why you so loud for ?

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

O m g

[angel-of-death-2015]

Things are heating up in the Avatar fandom

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Anyway…even Zuzu knew he couldn’t take her on by himself that’s WHY he brought Katara along. But then his dumbass thought “Oh she’s ‘slippin’ so I can take her” but my queen was like YEET! 

[eronthebender]

So we gonna act like Katara didn’t bring Aang back from the dead and stop the rain in a whole ass area? And mastered Blood Bending in like 3.5 seconds, y'all tripping Remember Katara went toe to toe with Azula in the crystal caves and had her ass yanked up in the air like she was about to pull a Mortal Kombat finisher. Zuko had to bring her cause he knew he’d get that ass whooped and needed Katara to win. Respect her gangsta. Also Hama lip looking like Beef Patty crust 😂😂😂

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Katara fucking WRECKED Azula and snatched her entire soul in like five minutes flat.

[goosewithajob]

Not only that, Katara fucking wrecked Azula back in THE SEASON 2 FINALE

She was fighting Azula, Aang was fighting Zuko

She had Azula on the ropes and panicking the entire time. If Zuko hadn’t knocked Aang temporarily away and jumped in to help, Katara would have beaten Azula then too, even when Azula was fully mentally stable.

Even with the power of Sozin’s Comet kicking Azula’s bending up by a thousand, Katara was able to beat Azula in five minutes. Most powerful female character my ass. 

[jennawynn]

I just love that there were enough ridiculously powerful female characters in the show that we can have arguments like this.

[saiyan-of-royal-blood-deactivat]

Technically, Avatar Kyoshi was actually the strongest female character in the show. You know the one who tore a continent and blew them away from each other with her fucking fans lol

[increasingly-gay]

This post gets better every time I see it

[masterstaff]

Y’all might as well bring up Korra next.

[7at1stroke]

[gilderoy]

[rishkarn]

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[purified-zone]

[sexysuggestion]

tease the fuck out of me

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

i got ur nose!

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[bornagainswiftie]

THIS IS HORRIFYING

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[sapphicsinthecloset]

trying to look ambiguously gay enough that you ping other girls’ gaydars but not so much that you alert the straights to your presence: an autobiography

[comingtotermssapphics]

it really is a challenge

[thegreatescape]