What am I for?

[ka1to-remade-deactivated2019081]

happy 4th everyone

[luigimario77]

Happy independence day almost

[luigimario77]

Happy Birthday Grandma, love you.

[luigimario77]

I'm in this and i wanna share.

[luigimario77]

Ey anyone got good turnip prices today?

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[luigimario77]

Remember when I used to do voice stuff on here?

[luigimario77]

Today I fulfilled a childhood dream, I beat the strongman contest at a fair, first swing rang the bell and I've never felt more powerful.

[beggars-opera]

Today in “Sea Shanties I Have On Repeat”, what dark magic did this man have to perform to get this voice?? This is the voice of Poseidon himself. Damn.

[jenroses]

It’s like if a foghorn came to life and had perfect pitch, it would be that guy. What a goddamn delight.

[erinnightwalker]

@anderz-zombieslayer

[rembrandtswife]

Now that is what we call a BASS

[luigimario77]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 7067 5196 8560!

[luigimario77]

what happened to cici?

Oh.... well this is gonna get awkward. Cece and i stopped being a thing a while ago. I won't get into details but there were things done and said that cause a major rift and i haven't spoken to her in like a year. However in that year i started dating another girl who was, well she was wonderful and I was happy for the first time in years, but then a few weeks ago we broke up and I'm just a sad shell of a man now.

[luigimario77]

Update

still sad as hell, and single now, which is why I'm sad as hell.

[luigimario77]

I'm sad as hell

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[goforduck]

sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares

[citric-crow]

aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right

[goforduck]

oh yeah that sounds familiar! thanks!

[jabberwockypie]

No, you’re thinking of ASMR. Aasimir is a short sword with a curved blade that broadens toward the point.

[ivylaughed]

No, you’re thinking of a scimitar. Aasimar is is luxury sports car famously driven by James Bond. 

[brewdairymore]

No, you’re thinking of an Aston Martin. Aasimar is the author of the laws of robotics.

[copperbadge]

No, you’re thinking of Asimov. Aasimar is the scientific term for a monkey or ape. 

[leasspell-dael]

No, you’re thinking of the science fiction author. Aasimar is the health condition that affects the lungs and makes it hard to breathe.

[probablymetarpgideas]

No thats asthma, aasimar is the main characters girlfriend in that last airbender spinoff

[kenkuarchive]

No that’s Asumi, aasimar is the prison from the harry potter films

[commandersrest]

No, that’s Azkaban, aasimar is the city where dwarves come from in Dragon Age.

[luigimario77]

No, that's Orhzamarr, aasimar is where you make a guess based on pure circumstance.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[iwriteallday]

Need.

[neko-peanut-lover]

wish wish wish

[styna]

It’s worth a shot

[tombsaint]

i made a in-depthish greek godly parent quiz so reblog and tag with ur results

[luigimario77]

Don't Forget.