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[bi-jeankirstein]

Marco: And then Jean kissed me!!

Sasha: Oh my God!! Tell me everything!

Marco: It was so soft and sweet. *heart eyes*

…..

Jean: And then we made out.

Connie: Tongue?

Jean: Yep.

Connie: Cool

[lukas-skywalker]

1. Me with my friends

2. My friends with me

[cutepatzie]

Credits to: @lovinglavidaloki and @attackonfreckledhorses

[lukas-skywalker]

Fuckkkkkkk you

[leviackrrman]

The Messenger from the God of War  

happy birthday, marco bodt

[doujindomain]

[lukas-skywalker]

AHHHH IM SOBBING NOOOOOOOO MY BABIES NOOOOOOOO

[dead-account3582-deactivated202]

IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARCO????

DON'T DO THIS TO ME MY HEART IS FRAGILE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lukas-skywalker]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM JEANxMARCO TRASH AND IM SADDD

[kyojuuros]

“I’ve said too much. Forget it.”

[lukas-skywalker]

This made me cry

[mielplante-deactivated20210720]

“tch”

[lukas-skywalker]

HOLY MOTHER RHEA

IM DONE

DECEASED

HES BEAUTIFUL

MY SKIN IS CLEAR

FIELDS ARE WATERED

[haremuni]

Hange Zoë

Icons edit done by me if you save like or Reblog Thank you 🥺

[lukas-skywalker]

I’m in l o v e

[rubinecorvus]

They watch from beyond, for the glory of mankind.

I’m not crying, you are

[lukas-skywalker]

S a d

[capitainelevi]

Incorrect AOT quotes

[lukas-skywalker]

same

[katsuhera-deactivated20241229]

hi i love ur acc!!! i was wondering if u could do a levi x reader scenario where levi and his s/o get into an argument around christmas time and he says something kinda hurtful and she like walks away and he has to make it better? sorry if that doesn’t make sense 💞💞 much love

i love you like hot cocoa.

pairing: levi ackerman x female reader (y/n)

genre: fluff, a little angst (?)

wc: 1.8k

a/n: hi omg i love this scenario so much 🥺🥺 thank you for requesting, i’m so glad to hear that you like my account :’) this is what i came up with! i hope i did him justice, i took my time on this one because it’s literally such a cute idea and wanted to make sure it was right, hope you enjoy!!!

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“look at the marshmallow!!” you exclaimed happily, watching the flower shaped marshmallow slowly bloom in your mug of hot cocoa. levi sat across from you in the brightly decorated cafe, watching how your cheeks were slowly regaining their color as you started to warm back up.

he smiled, just happy to watch you. he couldn’t really give a damn about the marshmallows, but you were so excited about the cute christmas decorations in the shop and ended up dragging him in for a cup. picking up his mug of tea, he responded, “yeah, it’s cute.”

you smiled up at him, grasping your cup in your two hands. he loved the way that the red and green decorations sparkled as they were reflected in your eyes, and despite his stern resting face, he was inwardly enjoying the rare time you two spent alone.

-bzzzt-. his phone buzzed on the table, and out of the corner of his eye, he noticed how your face fell a bit watching as his attention was diverted to the text on the screen.

levi - urgent from work. your client is freaking out and called the office because of some new development on his case. call asap?

he sighed as he picked up his phone to respond, and your heart sunk. you loved levi, but your relationship was hard at times because of his busy work schedule. levi was a corporate attorney at a really big law firm, which you knew made him happy - he didn’t work his ass off through law school for nothing - but that meant that he often worked around the clock. some weeks were 80 hour weeks for him, and you would always lie next to him as he tirelessly pored over stacks and stacks of documents. rarely would you get to fall asleep in his arms - you went to sleep with an empty space next to you, and woke up the same way. levi averaged only around 4-5 hours of sleep a night, going to sleep later than you and waking up much earlier than you. sometimes, you wondered if you were even really living with him.

swallowing your feelings, you spoke up, trying to sound as cheerful and unbothered as possible. “work again, levi?” you asked.

he set down his phone after sending a response. “yeah, seems like there’s something urgent going on with my client. we might have to head back, i think i have to call him at home,” he said.

you couldn’t help it. you were always one to wear your emotions on your sleeve.

“ah,” you responded, trying not to choke on your words. “okay. let’s get going then.”

you weren’t really sure what you were expecting when you started dating an attorney from a big firm. you knew what their work weeks looked like, but you loved levi and your relationship had been strong for the past few years. you thought that you could make it through any difficulties without a problem.

it was something about the fact that christmas was only two days away, though, and the plainness in his tone when he responded to you. you knew how much he loved you back and how much he cared for you, but your thoughts were racing anyway.

you didn’t even realize just how much your sadness and disappointment were showing on your face until levi confronted you harshly outside the cafe. you were absorbed in your thoughts walking back to the car, when a tone that he normally never used with you hit your ears.

“what’s your problem, y/n?” he asked angrily. “why are you making me feel so guilty?”

“w-what…?” you responded, shocked, sad, and confused all at once. “what do you mean? what did i do?”

“you know how i can’t ditch work,” he responded. “and you know this client is really important, so what’s with your attitude? why are you guilt tripping me?”

you genuinely didn’t even know how to respond, but hot words bubbled up to your lips as tears started to prick at your eyes.

“what’s your problem, levi?” you retorted. “all i said was, ‘let’s get going’. why are you twisting my words?”

“it’s not that, it’s your face,” he huffed. “you’re clearly pissed. you do this all the time. why can’t you just fucking accept that i have to put work before you sometimes-”

“what the fuck do you mean ‘i do this all the time’?” you cut him off. “i can’t be sad? what’s wrong with you?”

pissed, you decided that you didn’t want to talk to him anymore. you grabbed the car keys out of his hand and pushed the button that unlocked it as you made your way to the passenger seat. buckling yourself in, you tossed the keys onto the driver’s seat for him to find when he made his way in.

in all honesty, levi was just extremely stressed and burnt out from work. yes, he loved what he did, but this client was fucking annoying. an important client, but a fucking annoying important client at that. and he doubted that this ‘urgent crisis’ was as urgent as the client made it out to seem, but levi would be fucked if he didn’t coddle the client anyway.

with anger clouding his thoughts and vision, he stomped his way through the slush and opened the driver’s seat door and started the car. you guys always walked together to the car, hand-in-hand, which was your favorite thing to do as your love language was physical touch. you had just made it pretty clear, though, that you wanted nothing to do with that at the moment.

the ride back home was thick with silence and tension. he knew he shouldn’t have blown up at you, but he couldn’t help sometimes feeling extra guilty when he had to ditch you for work. he never wanted to - he absolutely adored you and loved every second of the times you spent together - but you would always just look so sad. didn’t you understand that he had no choice? these thoughts drooped heavily in his mind, preoccupying him as he drove the two of you back.

of course you understood that he needed to prioritize work. he made six figures after all, could you even complain? you thought acerbically to yourself. but somehow, you hoped that things would magically be different since it was the holidays. you bit your lip, swallowing the tears that rose to your eyes, threatening to spill over if you blinked.

arriving at your door, you tiredly opened the door and kicked off your shoes and headed straight for the shower. after your spat with him, all you really wanted was some peace and warmth, and you found that hot showers always, without fail, allowed you that space. you stood there for a while, letting the streams of water gush through your hair and spill over your body, massaging the tense knots in your neck and shoulders.

poking your head out from behind the shower curtain, you tapped your phone screen.

shit, you realized. i’ve been in here for like half an hour. i should let him have his turn. sighing, you stepped out of the shower, dried yourself off and got ready for bed.

you were wrapping the robe around you, tying a little knot around your waist with the belt. surprised, you stammered a soft oops as you nearly walked into levi, who was standing just outside the doorway.

“i’m sorry,” he said, softly. he looked at you, his gray eyes shining with sadness and regret.

you were still pissed, though, so you looked at him for what seemed like an eternal second, and walked off to the bedroom. you were in the mood for some self-care, and were already pushing his apology out of your mind in favor of deciding which candle you wanted to light tonight.

he stopped you mid-stride, catching your wrist from behind and pulling you into a backhug.

“i’m sorry, baby,” he said. you could tell he was genuine, but you couldn’t help the pain in your chest from rising as you thought back to the hurtful things he’d said. so you stood there, waiting for the pain to subside and the lump to recede from your throat that often prevented you from ever coherently conveying your feelings.

“work is really stressing me out, and i know there’s no excuse for what i said to you, but that’s really what it is,” he confessed. “i was so, so wrong to have taken that stress out on you. i love you more than anything, and i hate having to leave you for these stupid calls and that stupid, god damn lazy client.”

you could hear the anger and frustration in those last few words of his. you knew how he felt about that client - when levi ranted, it was often about how selfish and inconsiderate that client was.

“i know,” you said, finally managing to swallow that lump. “but you didn’t have to tell me that i guilt you, just by being sad. i’m allowed to have my own emotions.”

“you’re absolutely right,” he said softly, hugging you tighter. “please forgive me. i’m honestly planning to tell him to fuck off and wait to deal with his fake crisis until after christmas. i hope you know that i really don’t want anything else but to spend time with you. we never get that much time together, do we?”

you shook your head, a single tear rolling down your cheek. your mind was full of the times you went to bed alone, while levi was in his office or the living room, working until late.

“i want to make it up to you, baby,” he whispered into your ear, and let go of you to spin you around and look at him. “let’s cuddle and bake? you didn’t get to finish your hot cocoa.”

a watery smile formed on your face, and you cast your eyes down, hoping to avoid further embarrassment by him seeing how much his words made you cry.

“okay,” you said finally. “i’m down. i want the flower marshmallow though.” he chuckled, and hugged you, gently pressing the back of your head into the crook of his neck.

you loved his hugs, they were always so warm and so loving. just rare.

“okay baby,” he said, smiling. “i’m sorry i hurt you.” pulling back from the embrace to look at you, his face suddenly got very serious.

“just give me a second though. i was serious about telling that client to fuck off. let me do that real quick and i’ll make you as many hot cocoas and flower marshmallows as you want.”

you laughed. to be honest, it was always fun listening to him yell at other people. his angry voice was sexy, as long as it wasn’t directed at you.

nodding, you responded, smiling: “go for it babe. i love you.”

he brought your face to his, gently cradling your cheeks in his hands, and your lips met in a soft kiss.

“i love you more.” 

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[lukas-skywalker]

Ohhhhhh my gods I’m so happyyyyyyy

[velvethrts]

You said you'd riot if you wake up to an empty submission box, and I was understandably worried: What about Levi's crush attracted him? What attracts him (basically). I'm doing a research for my latest 'p r o j e c t'

i’m literally in love w u. and yes i did plan to riot, but it was avoided...this time. i love writing for levi so much so here we go!!! thank u for sending it in!! 🥺

what attracts levi.

okay so we all know how much levi’s childhood FUCKED HIM UP. so he never really got to experience anyone REALLY caring for him you know??

so the minute you show any caring qualities he’s like “is this love 😳”

let’s say he sneezed like twice during a meeting. later that day you bring him some herbal tea. he’s like “what is this for?” and you tell him you noticed his allergies. BITCH HE IS SO HAPPY BUT CONFUSED?? YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT HIM?? YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO MAKE HIM TEA?? he is so puzzled

probably have to be pretty headstrong. i feel like levi likes people who can handle their own, and have their own thoughts. he doesn’t want someone to agree with him all the time

so yes, as weird as it sounds. one of the moments he knew he was attracted to you was arguing with you.

picture the scouts, planning for an expedition. levi proposes a plan and pretty much everyone agrees, until...

“that won’t work.”

everyone is like 😟 praying for you because how tf you got the courage to disagree with the captain?

levi is like “e-excuse me?” (no, i did not forget the stutter)

you just move to stand next to him and lean forward, pointing at the map, “that will get people killed. nothing i hate more than senseless casualties. i say we need to do this.” you’re drawing on the map and levi looks over, and he’s just so close to your face. to be honest he’s completely tuned out what you’re saying. he licks his lips and clears his throat, forcing himself to look away.

i see a lot of headcanons saying levi would love a s/o that’s just like him but...i somewhat disagree.

i certainly believe the opposites attract theory. that’s not to say you’re all sunshine and rainbows, but you’re definitely more social. he will see you get alone with every single scout (yes, even jean) and he knows something must be special about you, and he plans to find out.

there’s a scout party after a successful mission and everyone is drinking and laughing. there’s music playing and all of a sudden one of your favorite songs plays. you scan the room for your target and smirk upon a bored looking captain levi.

he’s sitting alone, flipping through a book (he’s not like other boys 🤪) and drinking something. you strut your way over to him, holding your hand out and coughing to get his attention.

the raven haired soldier looks up and is like “w-what do you want brat?” his voice monotone as per usual. you’re just bouncing slightly along to the music, your hand still out, “may i have this dance, dear captain?”

levi is beyond confused now. why would you want to dance with him? he knows for a fact eren would be more than happy to dance with you. why are you coming to him? he just chuckles lowly and looks back down at his book, “not a chance, i’m not a dancer.”

you grab his hand then, taking him by surprise. he looks up into those perfect eyes of yours and he knows he’s done for. “please, for me?”

and suddenly we have the two of you dancing (he’s such an elegant dancer, prove me wrong)

IF YOURE INTERESTED IN THINGS HE HAS TO SAY HE WILL FALL SO SO FAST.

i just know that levi gets tired of talking about battle and war and shit. that’s all he’s known for, it’s like no one cares what else is underneath.

so ask him things!!! i know he knows the coolest stuff, he’s so smart!!! not all brawn!!!

you’re inside of your tent on an expedtion, well half in half out, and you’re looking at the stars. one particularly catches your eye, it’s seems brighter than the others.

levi is awake, he stepped out of his tent to take a walk, hoping it would tire him out, god damn insomnia. but instead he finds you, looking up at the sky. “what’re you staring at brat?”

he approaches you and tries his best to follow your eye, before looking back at your moon kissed face.

“a star.” you answered simply. this caught levi’s attention. he crouched down next to you, “which o-one?”

you tried your best to center your finger on the star, levi’s grey eyes following. he nods when he spots what she’s pointing at, “ah! that’s the rigel star. it’s what is called a supergiant star. it resides in the constellation orion, and is the brightest most massive component.” he explains, looking back at you.

you’re listening intently, and it makes his knees feel week. “really? that’s fascinating. how about that one?”

bonus lil scenario:

levi’s tired eyes glanced at the pile of paper work on his desk, frustrated with himself for not being done yet. he made a mental note to ask erwin to send these to the capitol.

he rubbed his face and sighed deeply, he was convinced he could hear his bed calling him. he was woken up by a knock on his wooden door.

“name and order of business?” his voice serious as he took his pen back in his hand.

“it’s y/n and i guess my order of business is...seeing you?” you laughed after your words, causing levi’s throat to grow dry.

“u-um yes. the open is door.” the captain screwed his eyes shut, did he really get his words jumbled? what were you doing to this man?

you stepped in and laughed once again, “you must be pretty tired captain.” he nodded bashfully at your words, watching you approach his desk.

“i knew you’d be up and well....i knew it was your birthday so i...got you this.” you reached your hands out to him, a book between them.

his heart rate quickened, you remembered his birthday? the only other person that mentioned it was erwin. he took the book in his hands and looked back up at y/n. “it’s a book of constellations and space stuff. i know you’re into that kind of thing, and i saw this book stand on the street.” you rocked on the balls of your feet, anticipating his reaction.

levi couldn’t believe it, as he flipped through the book’s contents, “i-i can’t t-take this. this is...w-wow.”

but before he could reject once more you were already gone, a “goodnight levi. happy birthday.” leaving your lips.

he glanced at the book and the door, allowing a smile to grace his lips. he set a new mission for himself that night, he was going to show you every single star he could.

[lukas-skywalker]

THIS MAKES ME HAPPYYYYYY

[nanakorobiyaokii]

ー 兵士長 [heishichou] : leader of the soldiers.ー

LEVI’S BIRTHDAY : IN 2 DAYS! 🎉

[lukas-skywalker]

I don’t care if we’re the same height I love him

[tatakaeeren]

Reiner Braun through the years

[lukas-skywalker]

This makes me sad

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me wet things that are not supposed to be wet are 20X WORSE than dry things that shouldn’t be dry

[homohomohoe]

Are you seriously arguing about who’s blog is worse?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YES

[bwillder]

Pukicho makes me feel mildly disappointed. You make me outright upset.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that means i’m winning the war for your soul

[lukas-skywalker]

Gaud no

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[roseverdict]

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

[wildandmoody]

Read it up and it’s true. To specify, the Dippin Dots company doesn’t use these ultra-cold freezers to store their ice creams (those only go down to ~-40F), but the company has also developed freezers that go down to ~-122F and has already distributed some with a subsidiary company for medical reasons such as freezing bacteria cultures and other vaccines. Information about the equipment can be found under their Dippin Dots Cryogenics Site. https://www.dippindots.com/cryogenics.html

[dont-forget-indigo]

[lukas-skywalker]

What in the hell

Why was this in the tags

[frog43]

what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.