I Love Turtwig So Much

he/him. not a minor. did you know snails can kiss?

[thatsbelievable]

[messygoku]

[rabiesofficial]

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[nessa007]

"Preparing [for the role of Nikki] was really fun. We got to watch a lot of fun movies, and kind of pick and choose, like a puzzle, what we wanted in the film. Moments that we took inspiration from, and made them our own." — Inde Navarrette for Fandango "We watched Get Out, and focused on a lot of the moments where characters are showing an emotion underneath but saying something completely different [on the surface], and how horrific that is. There's a scene where [Nikki] is saying, "no", and there is a [similar] scene in Get Out [which we took inspiration from]." — Inde Navarrette for A Shot Magazine Obsession (2026) Dir. Curry Barker Get Out (2017) Dir. Jordan Peele

[icansee4myself]

Betty Gabriel's performance is both understated and outstanding in Get Out. Quite the blueprint for this kind of conflicted emotion.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait….. he’s cutie?

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of his poses are just “corpse of a marine mammal bloating on the beach”

[bisexualbaker]

[Images: Belphegor, a young Cornish rex cat (seal point with white), lounging on the wooden deck of a catio, his nearly-pink tummy on full display. End ID.]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

[pangur-and-grim]

almost! he is a Devon Rex

Cornish Rexes are spindle-bodied and have egg-shaped heads

whereas Devon Rexes are barrel chested and have hamburger heads

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[appendingfic]

thank god some sumerian editor wasn't all "gay shit doesn't sell"

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[dogpuppy]

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Wedding is back on once they undoom me from the narrative

[dangerous-crow-boy]

For those interested I am wedding my past and future selves, melding my self perceptions with the reality of who I am. Arguably, my past, present, and future selves are in a polycule, much like that play about the old man who hated Christmas. #therapy

[dangerous-crow-boy]

YOU get it

[dangerous-crow-boy]

It appears that the dangerous crow boy has found the dangerous human philosophers. Eat plastic and keep dreaming, my wise friends

[portalibis]

The Sun, c. 1602 - 1603 by Facchetti, Pietro

Telegram / Facebook / X.com

[ranmagender]

FreeMary

Since Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary got a crossover ship may I propose.

Nikki Freeman x Mary Kline aka FreeMary

[ID: image of Inde Navarrette as Nikki Freeman from the movie Obsession next to an image of Renate Reinsve as Mary Kline from the Backrooms movie END ID]

Idk I feel it might work as a relationship. I know Mary is a bit older than Nikki but I don´t think that should be an issue. I headcanon Mary as a lesbian and Nikki as bisexual <3

Let them kiss!

[ranmagender]

FreeMary

Since Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary got a crossover ship may I propose.

Nikki Freeman x Mary Kline aka FreeMary

[ID: image of Inde Navarrette as Nikki Freeman from the movie Obsession next to an image of Renate Reinsve as Mary Kline from the Backrooms movie END ID]

Idk I feel it might work as a relationship. I know Mary is a bit older than Nikki but I don´t think that should be an issue. I headcanon Mary as a lesbian and Nikki as bisexual <3

Let them kiss!

[ranmagender]

FreeMary

Since Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary got a crossover ship may I propose.

Nikki Freeman x Mary Kline aka FreeMary

[ID: image of Inde Navarrette as Nikki Freeman from the movie Obsession next to an image of Renate Reinsve as Mary Kline from the Backrooms movie END ID]

Idk I feel it might work as a relationship. I know Mary is a bit older than Nikki but I don´t think that should be an issue. I headcanon Mary as a lesbian and Nikki as bisexual <3

Let them kiss!

[maryn-jpeg55]

Aye Aye Cap’n

[starvariety]

if you don’t want to change then you won’t change, except that’s not really how it works. you don’t change for the better, but you aren’t exactly the same person as you were the day before. (you don’t change for the better, but you change nonetheless). maybe you’re a little more bitter; maybe your bark and bite get a little harder to distinguish; maybe you care a little less. (you don’t care about changing, so you change anyway and your don’t care enough to notice, so you think that you aren’t changing, but you still aren’t the same). the world thinks the same thing. it can’t see that it’s changing how it holds itself together, but it change nonetheless. the sofa didn’t look like that before; the window has melted into the wall; the carpet isn’t where it used to be. (that face is not the same face that it was). the world didn’t mean for that to happen, but it’s what happens when you don’t realise that you can’t not change. clark changed. the world changes. they didn’t mean to