I'll be as honest as you let me

colorado native, PNW transplant. NDN, ENFP, bi cisgirl, actress, dancer, dreamer, Spring Court, mermaid. i cry a lot. here be changelings and lots of crying about anime.occasionally nsfw. OC info under #[name]things

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 73

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Bobby (Kpop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

Onceler art by @teysifox

[lunainvidia]

this is me being Old Man Yells At Cloud but being a tumblr sexyman used to MEAN something. it used to have THE JENNIES.

now it's just like "is this an attractive masc person"

Bobby's NOT A SEXYMAN. he's cute! he's fun! he may be a sexy man! but he's not a SEXYMAN. this bracket is full of attractive men but so few of them are SEXYMEN.

i will diminish, and go into the west.

[prokopetz]

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

[korakios]

Reflecting another person in my heart

He calls me from within

"All existence you see before you must be wiped out:

Dream, Reality, Memories

And Yourself"

[beemovieerotica]

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[isozyme]

as we enter another period of horrific online censorship, remember this:

you must protect the anime titty for the anime titty's sake as well as for the sake of queer people and sexual education (etc). it is good and beautiful for there to be cheesy games to masturbate to. nobody is growing hair on their palms and going blind.

kill visa and mastercard with your bare hands

[ashintheairlikesnow]

They start with the anime titty, but they never stop there. Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.

[redwingedwhump]

Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.

[isozyme]

hi op here and i know you all agree with me! we are not fighting, but i want to stay on the topic of my post:

even if online censorship was only going to ban stereotypical titty porn that is made for heterosexual men to jerk off to and leave all the other things alone, that would still be bad.

[staff]

we fucked up

[rifa]

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[the-sage-libriomancer]

one thing i love about OTGW is that despite being a story about The Unknown and all the terrible dangers that lurk in it, the story’s main message is “things are rarely as scary as they seem.” the Woodsman scared the boys repeatedly, but he was really a good man trying to help them and in fact saved their lives multiple times. the inhabitants of Pottsville seemed ominous and ill-intentioned, but stopping to speak to them showed that they were benign folks who just came off a little creepy. the “fearsome gorilla” was just a man in a suit and the “ghost” was just an unexpected roommate. even Auntie Whispers, a terrifying witch-woman who seemed to be abusing her ward, turned out to love Lorna and was only trying to protect her from evil forces—and it was Wirt facing the evil spirit head on that finally exorcised it for good.

even the main characters’ arcs reflect this: Wirt is scared of rejection and humiliation from Sara and Jason Funderberker, but after returning to the real world, Sara is more than receptive toward him and Jason Funderberker isn’t even an issue. Beatrice is too ashamed to face her family after turning them all into bluebirds, but at the end of the story it’s such a non-issue for them that they only use the incident to affectionately tease her and everybody is perfectly happy.

and it all cumulates in the final episode when Wirt and Greg finally face the Beast. for the entire series the Beast has been a looming figure of evil, something dark and strange and unimaginably powerful that you never, ever want to meet. but when Wirt actually dares to face the monster head on, not running or hiding or falling for its tricks, he destroys the Beast in less than a minute! the monster that’s been terrorizing the woods for who knows how long, preying on fearful travelers and eating the souls of its victims, is extinguished by simply blowing out a lantern.

OTGW hammers it home that as much as it scares you, you have to face the Unknown in order to move forward. maybe its scary. maybe it will suck. but when you do confront your problems directly, it’s almost as never as bad as it seems.

[konoko]

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

[ficauthor]

[spottedderp573]

[horriblewarlock]

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[caeboa]

"I HOPE THIS HURTS"

A Patreon poll pick for you guys today, featuring the game Mouthwashing! Really impactful game when I watched it for sure, and was very fun to stylize the look of. Expect this at conventions as a print, and in my print shop openings in the future.

[omgthatdress]

The "Wuthering Heights" double standard

Emerald Fennell's film is not the first Jacob Elordi-starring remix of a classic novel. Why is it so hated?

This article says a lot of things that I've been thinking for a WHILE NOW. omg. Why is Wuthering Heights the worst thing that's ever happened to literature while Frankenstein gets its own fandom?

maybe it's MISOGYNY?!

[dogpuppy]

[dovand]

(id: a tweet in japanese with a picture of some plain white rice. the translation provided of the tweet reads “Thia is not just any rice. My eldest son (11) researched how to cook it himself and cooked it for me because I had to work overtime and got home late. It is the most delicious rice in the world.”)

[the-tenth-arcanum]

🗣🗣🗣 free youtube premiere of the national theatre the importance of being ernest announced!

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