What the heck is a title

just a trash blog for my pjo trash blog @readenheim

[jellybunnyfish]

First time posting here on Tumblr 🙇‍♀️

[frostythesnowball]

Drew a frame from the frieren vs. Aura fight

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[egophiliac]

I know it’s too late to ask about since it’s already out, but did you have any predictions on Epel’s sleepwear?

His pjs are so cute

the Big Comfy Cardigan is basically exactly where my mind went, so I'm happy with that! :D (in my heart, Marja made it for him, and nothing canon says will convince me otherwise HAND-KNIT GRAMMA SWEATER CONFIRMED hell yeah I knew Marja wouldn't let us down >:)

though I do think that in the early days, he wore something that was...significantly less Vil-approved?

[offshoreoilrig]

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

[galactic-mayhem]

saw that stupid poll and aro men are valid! ace men are valid! aspec men of any kind are valid! if you disagree become the dirt i walk on!!

[daily-spooky]

[starwarsblr]

AHSOKA Part Seven: Dreams and Madness

[mayorgearsolid]

Ain't nothing like turning to your coworker to ask what they're making and hearing them say "piranha solution".

[xeansicemane]

For the curious it's a mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide. It'll dissolve anything organic faster than you can say "fuck I spilled it".

[mayorgearsolid]

Hazard statement(s)

H272 May intensify fire; oxidiser.

H290 May be corrosive to metals.

H314 Causes severe skin burns and eye damage.

H350 May cause cancer.

Precautionary statement(s) Prevention

P201 Obtain special instructions before use.

P210 Keep away from heat/sparks/open flames/hot surfaces. - No smoking.

P221 Take any precaution to avoid mixing with combustibles/organic material.

P260 Do not breathe dust/fume/gas/mist/vapours/spray.

P280 Wear protective gloves/protective clothing/eye protection/face protection.

P281 Use personal protective equipment as required.

P220 Keep/Store away from clothing/organic material/combustible materials.

P234 Keep only in original container.

Okay you're clear to reblog this now.

[mercurymusing]

Piranha solution vs chicken drumstick.

[natalieironside]

Fedbook keeps giving me these video ads for the latest shelf-stable meal kit scam. I haven't been able bring myself to block them b/c they fascinate me.

[natalieironside]

The whole prepper food industry in general is deeply fascinating to me. Whenever I see grifters using paranoia to trick people into paying too much money for terrible food a part of me feels mad that I didn't think of it first.

Like obviously I'm me and I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about disaster preparedness but also there's this store called Costco you might have heard about

[thebibliosphere]

This is why I'm heading your way in the event of a nuclear apocalypse. Radioactive Costco adventures and someone to talk vampire shit with.

Also, this is your reminder to read The Last Girl Scout by @natalieironside if you haven't already. I'm rereading it right now and it is *chef kiss.* It's like a post-apocalyptic fairytale meets classic horror genre and stunningly queer.

[gryphonrampant]

I’m just sitting here dumbfounded that there IS a prepper food industry selling prepackaged foods. Like, why invest a bunch of money in a finite resource as your apocalypse backup plan? Garden. Forage. Throw some potatoes in that flower bed you don’t use for anything and let them do their thing. Get taken over by zucchini. Pick some curly dock seeds growing wild in the vacant lot and make crackers out of them. It’s free or near-free food, and knowledge that no supply chain breakdown can separate you from. And, you know, a fun hobby to engage in during the pre-apocalypse too.

[natalieironside]

Because the prepper movement is a consumer identity that's sort of like a deeply paranoid and politically reactionary equivalent to being a juggalo or being way too into Marvel movies except that they have an added level of (at least self-imposed) legitimacy since the thing they're obsessed with is arguably real and their fandom swag is more corporeal.

It's hard to turn building relationships with your neighbors and learning practical skills (or anything else that would actually help you survive a disaster) into an easily-monetized aesthetic to sell cool faux-milspec gear to scared suburban dads with inferiority complexes.

(I say this as both a survivalist and a juggalette)

[freeamazongiftcardsyeaywoah]

the last sentence deals an unfathomable level of psychic damage

[natalieironside]

You came to the cringe website of your own knowing volition. That's like taking psychic damage from seeing sand on the beach.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[natalieironside]

#this is so powerful that i overlook OP being a furry

[natalieironside]

#shitposting#blue hellsite#the furry is both correct and based#never thought i'd die standing side by side with a furry

I'm going to use "The furry is both correct and based" attributed to "Random libertarian on Tumblr" as a promotional blurb on my next book

[autumnapologist-deactivated2026]

Wait, are you a furry?

[natalieironside]

My avatar is a portrait of me as a cute uwu wolfgirl I commissioned an artist to draw and I'm a gay nerd who wrote a book of fantasy pornography

No, of course I'm not a furry. What about me would ever make you think that?

[bigmickswingin]

Who even gives a shit if someone is a furry? Yeah, its weird, but if people want to dress up in outfits and yiff or whatever why should i be the least bit consternated? Plus they run the internet and pay the bills of various commission artists.

[vaguely-existing]

Dipshit who has freeze dried food and heaps of weapons stored in their basement: Lmao you think animals are cute? Wtf is wrong with you?

[bigmickswingin]

Right? Like what do we want? a return to the days of 4chan Incels bullying "furfag" teenagers for no fucking reason?

furries can come hang with me any day of the week. I'll teach them joint locks and we can make a howling 4chan incels choir.

[natalieironside]

[anexperimentallife]

[prismatic-bell]

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

[dduane]

Yep. :/

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[bundibird]

APPARENTLY TUMBLR HAS ADDED A COLOUR OF THE SKY THEMED TRAVEL CUP TO THEIR MERCH STORE!?

[bundibird]

GKHSSKJXBJSGDLAKDHSKZH

[demonboyhalo]

okay but this actually kinda fucks. like the design is so covert and well done. no one who isn't on here would think it's anything but some meaningless artsy aesthetic quote

[headspace-hotel]

A tumblr tumbler...

[itscolossal]

Gleaming Sculptures by Ann Carrington Examine the Underbelly of Historical Extravagance

[adamtotscomix]

Based on this!

[without-ado]

Ben Jennings

“The opposite of poverty is not wealth; the opposite of poverty is enough.” —Dr. Wess Stafford

[sosuperawesome]

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