Shakey shakey

I am a sexy soccer mom

[puzzlekinq]

he is in preschool do you love him

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

whats he studying?

[puzzlekinq]

toys and playtime

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

oh i’m sure he is a pleasure to have in class!

[littleguysdaily]

[sana-kan-deactivated20221104]

my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

observe.

[cactus-1776]

The fucking op name killed me

[ribbitgoestheram]

mariko was my excuse to draw many hands i know shes supposed to have like 32 incredibly long vectors but who has the time to draw that? maybe someone who isnt me

[sataniccapitalist]

UN Scientific Paper Suggests Capitalism Has to Die in Order for the Planet to Be Saved

Capitalism and global sustainability are incongruous with one another, according to a recent paper for the UN's 2019 Global Sustainable Development Report.

[florida-69]

[asianartiste]

she creepy as hell

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[sharkflan]

a happy pear

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[junebugjuice]

I feel attacked right now

[epx-remade-deactivated20180214]

i spared your life on a whim, nothing more. *spongebobs shoes squeaking as he walks away*

[megaceros]

commission for @snowyartemus

Rowlet and quality jiggles

[megaceros]

Fun story: in maya if you don’t locate the jiggle to a certain part it jiggles all the body. Not in a cute way

[candlemass-snapback]

He’s just having a good time

[trilllizard666]

rowlet off the shits

[dokirosi]

Commission Stevonnie

Another commission this time by the adorable Jude! I’ve been wanting to draw Stevonnie again for the longest time and I wouldn’t let this amazing opportunity go! My computer is finally back and now I have tons to do!

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

We do not deserve him

[nudityandnerdery]

I wonder what it’s about.

Wait. “Ethnically inaccurate version of Hitler”? Who…

Oh my god.