[teathattast]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[3liza]

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[dogpuppy]

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

[plainsbison]

#myanguish

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femboylesbiab]

[spockvarietyhour]

untraceable cyberbucks

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[loud--sink]

im a whore for rain