（；¬＿¬)

Get out, I need to go to my mind palace.

[kimbasprite]

Somebody kill me

Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat

And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…

[atopfourthwall]

…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?

[darkpuck]

So THAT’S how Brock knows!

[kimbasprite]

All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.

[kimbasprite]

#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons

Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.

These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.

[miloucomehome]

Oh good god.

[scuzzmutt-deactivated20140531]

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

they are trained to be the very breast

[fancyrussiansushi-deactivated20]

like no one ever bras

[rnaplesyrup]

to catch them is my real chest

[wrappingpaper]

to train them are my tata’s

[ensanguinedbirdy-deactivated201]

I will browse across the store

[tanoraqui]

Trying on every size

[tortillapunx]

Need training bras to understand

[strikeraider-moved-deactivated2]

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

[itlooksgoodfromouterspace]

*voices* BOOBEMON

[death-limes]

you have no choice you must sing this aloud when you see it

silence is not an option

[electric-hearts-war]

[desperxtepoetry-blog]

Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS

[worthyourweightinfanfiction]

a band called Imagine Birds

[patchesthegothictramp]

‘How to train your Bird’

[maraudinq-deactivated20150118]

If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with. 

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect omg

[rko-outtanowherelolz-deactivate]

When I leave early from school:

[fosterthecherry-deactivated2018]

Short People Problems

[openthedooritschip]

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

#someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on

[mishasminions]

[obviousplant]

I figured out how to get people to buy two of something

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[thewafflemonster]

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

[distresseddeernoise]

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

[nitro-the-fox]

Huehuehue

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

#even that fucking laugh is a pun #i hate you all

[mmmshiny]

I guess it changes with each perspectrum

[edwrad-deactivated20141015]

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

[bettervillains]

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

[cwtchpup]

#thats some faulty humor

[nicolascageforfourteenthdoctor]

geology

[fireheart703]

Thank you for your contribution

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

[seiuchi-bf]

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

[srafandseedpods-deactivated2014]

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

[wizardshark]

what the fuck

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us