I Have Perished

The layout and descriptions for this blog are so old but I’ll never change them out of spite. That pfp? I have short hair now. The background? I don’t actually remember when I drew that. The colors? Not great. But everything will stay. Everything must stay. For the sake of my sanity and not having to completely remake yet another blog format.

[epic2222]

Genuinely 2022 has been an amazing year for tumblr memes

I mean we had so many good ones:

#girl ban

Lennon Asscrack

Horse Plinko

Blorbo from my shows

The variations upon blorbo(glup shitto, skrungly, poor little meow meow)

Eeby Deeby

It's me boy, the PS5 inside your brain

Live Slug reaction

Crabs

Eurovision Pussy

Tumblr Blaze Launch ft. Catholic evangelism and My immortal

Twitterpocalypse

Dracula Daily

Thank goodness he's straight actually

Pikaman

July(Shinso Abe's death, British gov collapse)

Gougar

September 8th(Queen dead, sansweep)

They unbanned tits- wait no they didn't

The Lettuce is Pm now

Twitterpocalyspe 2 he actually bought it this time

Tits are legal for real this time

2nd Anniversary of Nov 5th ft. Ryan Reynolds

And Now

Goncharov

In general something has definitely been in the water this year when we look back at the memes.

[enba-and-luka]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

[myfairkatiecat]

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you it did not!

[rtm-drlng]

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

[doctoraxiom]

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[homkamiro]

Based on real events

[leisurelylazy]

Long time jarona

[renewashere]

a flower, a jack of spades, a laptop and a CRT TV lay at a bar...

(tiny doodle comic)

[renewashere]

[mavurix]

Banana boys and blueberry boy

[sir-poltergeist]

teachers

[lara-cherriinie]

my name is Susie Deltarune and my power is being oblivious as fuck

[faux-stars]

“Hater Ralsei” is funny and all, but like pause for a second.

Have you stopped to unpack why Ralsei is a hater towards Flowery? Because it’s not because he’s annoying or unkind or destructive or any of the things Ralsei has been encouraging Kris to avoid the entire game.

In fact, he’s almost everything that Ralsei preaches. He serves lightners. He’s pacifistic. He’s kind and encouraging to all the darkeners. He wants to defy the prophecy, not for his sake, but for the sake of a lightener who is precious to him.

The only difference…. Is his honesty. Flowery is GENUINE. And No, faking his stats isn’t dishonesty. Quite the opposite. He’s not afraid to expose the system.

Flowery isn’t holding up the facade. He isn’t afraid to confront the prophecy head on at the cost of his own existence, just for the slim chance that he can make his lightener happy.

“The vast garden is charred in an inferno of jealousy.”

Do we all hate Flowery because he’s over-the-top and annoying? Maybe. But does Ralsei hate him for those reasons? Absolutely not.

Ralsei hates him because he is afraid of himself.

[not-so-local-aroace]

@blashdafish

[shrimpleshroomple]

who invited this guy

[localcoffeeshop]

my headcanon guilty party

[rascal-rose]

only 10 mins into ch 5 dark world and I think I understand what the opposite of 'I miss tenna' means

[mmmmmmrmn]

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

please no i hate this post. please no

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

[musicguyworm]

what about ace to hell

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Going undefined queer to hell