a hello world

[threedollarsdotcom]

oh nothing much just been releasing ghouls

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[seabeck]

Inky caps

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[indigosfindings]

political cornpass

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[teathattast]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[hersurvival]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[goomba-stomper]

A goomba and I walk into a bar. The goomba says to me, "Hey buddy, why the big boot?". The outcome is inevitable.

[anguilliforme]

it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if i was a rapper i would rhyme “watergate” with “masturbate”