I am positively mortified you had to endure that frog fiasco last night!
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I am positively mortified you had to endure that frog fiasco last night!
BatLantern HC;
There’s an ongoing dare within the League that’s been there since its inception. Whoever sits on Batman’s lap during a league meeting and stays there for the whole thing gets $100. This pot has since grown since more members have joined, especially Green Arrow; but it’s all with the understanding that no one would actually do it. They’re already scared of Batman enough as it is and those who aren’t respect him too much. That is until Hal Jordan hears about it.
“How long has this been a thing?” He asked Barry one day before a meeting “I can’t believe I missed this.”
“I can’t believe you missed this!” Barry yelled “It’s been here since day one!”
Hal chuckled “and how much are we looking at now?”
“Between everyone the pots been raised to $2,500.”
Hal whistled “I could really use $2,500.”
“You’re not seriously thinking about it are you?” Barry anxiety could be felt. Cause he knew Hal and he knew Hal was just stupid enough to do it.
“Watch me Flasher.” The Green Lantern smirked.
Everyone entered the meeting room like normal with Barry watching Hal nervously. Lantern simply walked over to Batman’s seat as the Dark Knight sat down. “Hey Spooky,” he greeted him “this seat taken?”
Before he could respond Hal plopped himself down gently into his lap. Barry did a little scream as Aquaman devolved into a coughing fit. “Lantern!” Superman yelled with indignation and Diana openly laughed.
“Hal!” Green Arrow yelled at the same time.
“What?” He asked unable to stop smiling “I’m making an investment; let’s get this meeting started!”
Batman didn’t throw Lantern off of him. In fact Batman didn’t move Hal at all. Instead his hands slinked their way around Hal’s waist and his legs fell apart so the Lantern could sit more comfortably “We’ve wasted enough time,” The Batman grumbled “Start the meeting Superman.”
Over the course of the very unproductive and very distracted meeting, Hal relaxed into Batman’s hold. His full back was on his chest and every so often he would relax his neck onto the Bat’s shoulder. As the meeting came to a close Hal made unwavering eye contact with Oliver “I’ll take that money in transfers.” He flew up and out of Batman’s grasp saying “Thanks Spooky!” Before flying out of the room.
Later that night at Wayne Manor, Hal is lying on Bruce Wayne’s bed “if you needed the money you could have asked.” Bruce said softly climbing into bed. He dragged the pilot closed to him, pressing him firmly against his chest.
“I could’ve” Hal hummed “but this was more fun don’t you think?”
“I suppose you’re right,” Bruce laughed softly into his brown hair.
Surprisingly he actually seems concerned.
there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Behold, a (hu)man!
The bird that torments Prometheus learned something
Finally...After all those years.. I HAVE THEM ALL
@aleiasanova heheh something I think you’d like friend
Those faces- XD XD XD
worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.
not to sound dramatic but maybe there's something wrong with the system if one starts to relate to sisyphus
son of athena at the armory
more pjo au :-)
can’t stop thinking about that one prompt about paladin!mike pulling the hood up for cleric!will (bonus point if they both have that doomed yearning look on their faces)
also happy (late) valentine’s day and (early) lunar new year everyone!!! 💖💖
Hello hello back at it again - Project Hail Mary film you are already famous to me
I pray to god this movie is good🙏
I really like what the aroace community has done with pacific rim and drift compatibility. Not romantic, not platonic, but a secret third thing (punching a monster in the mouth)
Shoutout to Pacific Rim for having the two Most Autistic Guys ever who are both simultaneously utter geniuses and complete morons and also more than a little insane and they bicker like a married couple, but ultimately they are drift compatible and they save the world through fucked up, incredibly ill-advised science. But also they still have to interrupt saving the world to say "I WAS RIGHT". Because they're scientists.