I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events
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@m-snyder
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events
People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!
What the everliving hell?
Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.
2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up
Honestly I've had people actually say stuff like this to me with complete sincerity
Just get the shot folks
also it helps me walk or whatever
[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]
Ooooh, can you do one for wheelchairs except it’s a throne? Because I definitely feel like I’m cruising around on a throne.
How I think a wheelchair will make me feel:
How my wheelchair actually makes me feel:
That’s it! That’s it exactly!
I haven’t gotten a wheelchair yet (blargh hoops) but I’ve rented and used scooters at places and
how you think it’d feel:
how it actually feels:
If I may add,
How I thought forearm crutches would make me feel:
How forearm crutches actually make me feel:
[ID2: A woman sitting in a wheelchair at an airport looking at something in her lap vs a video game character with purple hair leaning back casually while flying around in a throne-like one-person open craft.
ID3: An old man on a mobility scooter vs a person in racing gear and a helmet whizzing by on a four wheeler.
ID4: A person with forearm crutches staring off into the sunset vs an anime character standing on rock outcrop wielding two swords.]
This!!!!! This is what young disabled people should be exposed to. We are powerful! Fantastic! Hot and cool as hell!!!! Use your mobility aid and discover your inner badass.
the “i am from russia” was a warning
I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we’re doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.
the “i am from russia” was both a warning and a promise, and one that would weirdly put me at ease about the situation.
how could you leave this in the tags
Elon Musk has offered to sell some of his Tesla stock "right now" if the UN can prove that $6 billion will solve world hunger.
"Hey, I'll use my unfathomable, unobtainable wealth to solve world hunger, if you can prove to me that a fraction of my obscene, enormous wealth is enough to feed people".
@gruntshit that's great.
Did you know Elon inherited emerald mines in apartheid South Africa from his father?
Here's what gets me about this, what if they could prove it would save 25% of people impoverished or starving? Save 200 million+ people for 2% of everything I have??….no problem! His response is basically, "Oh no, I can only affect the lives of a couple million people? It’s all or nothing from me, buddy!” Kinda fucked don't you think?
Idk, maybe I'm too optimistic or something, but IMO he could probably build a couple habitats, some land to harvest some crops or make some Tesla farming equipment and donate it to third world countries, but instead he's bitching non-stop about how he made $38BN in one day and people want him to be taxed...
Lets not forget the taxpayer financed bailout to the tune of $465 million in 2009, over $2 billion in state and local subsidies, and a paltry $339 million in other grants and tax credits.
I stand by my previous comments on this:
If the percentage for ending world food poverty is anything within his wealth, I am happy to be one Elon Musk less in the world to do it.
If 100% of his wealth can't solve it, add some more billionaires to the pile until it does.
No person needs finances equivalent to that of whole nations. No matter how many billionaires it takes to pay the way out of international poverty issues, it's a price worth paying.
Is this a Freudian slip?
“Since the Disney version of this embroidery machine was on sale and therefore cheeper, uh, it came with a Lightning McQueen pattern. And here I have rainbow thread. I would like to make a homosexual Lightning McQueen, please.
Oh..my goodness! Technology is absolutely incredible. Here’s where it might get lost because this is supposed to be a shading layer but I’m just gonna do more rainbow.
The eyes have been embroidered and, unfortunately, he is now recognizable.
(holding back laughter) I didn’t notice this little squiggle. It embroidered the Disney Pixar trademark!
I never knew I had it in me... to shitpost...with my embroidery machine...until now. Cachow homophobes. This is trademarked. It’s canon now.”
once again discovering the wonders of being in bed
did you people know about this. this is insane
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Hey remember when these positions were all essential workers and then they just weren't anymore after the media decided they weren't
remember when essential workers didn't get any more rights they just died en masse, overworked and underpaid, while their CEOs raked in the profits
holy shit, how is time this fucking fast-
i feel like this is the only time ive understood what an nft is so im gonna need someone to confirm if it's right or not
The star registries at least give you a cute certificate to show you "own" it.
Printing a certificate doesn't waste nearly as much electricity too.
i get so fucking cocky after making the bed like hell yeah I've got my life together. i could totally write a novel. if i wanted to