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I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business
once again thinking about the fact that pupil (eye part) comes from latin pupilla (diminutive of pupa) i.e., “doll”, “little girl” because of the tiny reflection of yourself you can see in them
literally what do i do with this blog now i.haven't read a book in months
Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man
male gaze is when TV and movies frame the world as if the viewer is automatically a man, specifically a heterosexual man. this manifests in how women are presented onscreen especially
Words Mean Things guys
The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
a woman is one of many types of beast
here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny
and we know this happens regularly
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
Twice this week I’ve used the restroom at a local business and there were free-to-use tampons and pads accessible, just in a jar or box like in a home bathroom. Thank you small businesses I’m giving you a kiss.
His little pony...
man of the house (eldest daughter)
"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
it seems a little fucked up that bodies don't have a little reset button that you can press with a toothpick or something that unclenches your jaw resets your headache loosens your muscles takes away all the aches and pains someone's gotta get on that i think
fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up
W H A T
@rogha
In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.
Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,
Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.
It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.
French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.
Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.
Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.
And that’s the Pratchett approach
i love my current blog theme but i also kind of feel like being a bit serious now im so very much older than i was when i made this account