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Thematic Song Lyric Name: Allison Pronouns: They/Them Likes: Making awkward friends. Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly. Special Skills: Being a weirdly accurate, walking, talking IMDB.

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[magicratfingers]

been thinking about what makes a good hobby and i cant stop thinkin about that one lady who just buys all the same pokemon card of that one guy who has a visible butthole like she had binders and binders full

[magicratfingers]

i want what she has

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

[itscozytime]

playing tomodachi life living the dream

[segamascott]

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[jeniferprince]

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids

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[iamwizzzzz]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[tartrazeen]

@ahasiw-okitowin 💖

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[railroadlion]

Typhlosion, Quilava, and Cyndaquil