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@macbelvis
Woah! Woman who hath Birthed me
What brings this influx of fair players?
Hath so many watchers taken interest in my plight?
For what is a Thane of Rock n Roll if not destined to be The King?
Yea, uh-huh-huh! how many elvii have already succumbed to mine own cruel ambitions.
Hark, Hummina, Hark! the fates prophecy shall fulfilled be!
[MACBELVIS throws scarf, boogies stage right]
Genuine velvet Elvis painting, ready to weep over you
😿
Woe! Woman who hath Birthed Me;
My own visage captured in velvet
As if you mock me!
Hark, hummina, hark
How the prophecy of the witches hath consumed me...
[hip thrusts, stage left.]
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded "woah mama"
All our yesterdays have lighted Elvii fools
The way to sequins death- leave the building! Brief candle!
Life is but a hip thrusting shadow, a poor The King
That strums his frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a shitposter
Full of Rock n Roll and Orbs
Signifying, nothing.
[MACBELVIS sorrowfully hip-thrusts, alone on an empty stage. Fade to black]
Woah, woman who hath birthed me.
The Elvii fade one after another, their voices and hip thrusts slowly vanishing
Hath the Supreme Witches Three be true? Couldest my destiny be to become The King of Rock n Roll?
Hark, Hummina, hark, at what dark Costs be my assencion to The King? Is Thane of Rock n Roll not enough for me? Dost I have the wrath of mine own wife, who has tempted me with this violent ambition?
Nay, nay, sweet audience. I thank thee, I thank the with all gratitude.
Woah, woman who hath birthed me!
Such hesitation causes such malice!
I swear on my own silk scarf to ne'er delay on my quest to leave the building, lest be o'er run by fans!
Hark, Hummina, hark!
[MACBELVIS leaves the building, downstage right]
did you change elvis' pronouns?? i thought it was he/him for elvis and she/her for mod
Woah mama I transitioned
but are you yuriful
Woah mama I am so very yuriful
Woah!! Woman who hath birthed me!
It seems in order to truly be the King of Rock and Roll, I must become Lady MacBelvis...
Is this a dagger I see before me? [LADY MACBELVIS hip thrust, stage left.]
filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????
important edition
I feel like this one is relevant too
Woah, woman who hath birthed me!
Must thou continue to wrap ones head around sense and nonsense as if to say which is more real?
Does the prophecy of the fates make sense? Nay, nor the prophecy of The King.
Yet I, Thane of Rock n Roll, shall heed the fates and make sense of the nonsense. For the records made of gold will be mine once I become The King, as is fortold.
Hark, Hummina, Hark.
Woah! Woman who hath birthed me!
Dost thou not know I can be seen,
Resting amongst myself? Alone as a singular dewdrop upon a rose?
If thou cannot find it amongst thine heart to visit, not even to stay briefly and give a passing salutstions
Then at the least thou may find the time to write? A brief ode to a lonely man?
Nay! Do not harbor such cruelty in thine own soul! For my heart bears true! Truth and purity say I!
I implore you not to be cruel to one with such loyalty and devotion in my heart.
Hark, Hummina, hark.
[MACBELVIS dejectedly exits downstage, briefly pausing to look longingly at the the audience before hanging his head in sorrow. BLACKOUT.]
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
WOAH MAMA I CANT GO BACK
WOAH MAMA, FIRST OF ALL, SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS IS MY THING SECOND OF ALL, EVEN I FEAR THE ORB, HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA
WOAH MAMA MY BAD
WOAH MAMA, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S PRIDE MONTH, I WILL REAP YOU.
Woah mademoiselle, the orb is even scarier than Arlecchelvis
Woah! Woman who hath birthed me!!
Is this the prison of the damned? A visage of my future yet to come? OUT damned spot! I am destined to be King of Rock N Roll, not confined to an orb! Hummina, hark, Hummina
[MACBELVIS hip thrusts stage right]
Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you
I have a sword
And I have a bow
And I have an axe
And I have a scythe
And I have a cannon that I stole from Mexico
And I have music!! And a gun
I have a lot of things
And I have one whole rat-free province
Is this a dagger I see before me? It's handle pointed towards my hand?
Woah comrade, Donald Trump is a big time fascist hummina hummina
Woa, woman who hath birthed me!
I do oppose, my patience to his fury, and am arm'd
With the MacBelvis Special (a dagger, it's handle pointed towards my hand)
Hark, Hummina, Hark.
To suffer, with a quietness of spirit, the very tyranny and rage of his
If I EVER have to send another Elvis on a magical quest I’m going to lose it
Woa, woman who hath birthed me!
For what may my quest be beyond the destiny laid out by the witches three! For I, MacBelvis, Thane of Rock n Roll, must become the King of Rock n Roll!
Quick, for the night guards I hear stirring.
Hark, Hummina, hark!
[MACBELVIS exit Stage Left]
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013
Meow Mama I am the Harlem shake
Woah, woman who hath birthed me, the shake from Harlem has returned!!!
Hark, Hummina, hark.
Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?
Woa, woman who hath birthed me!
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow! Hip thrusts in this petty pace from day to day.
To the last Hummina of recorded time; and all our yesterday's have lighted Elvii the way to leave the building. Out, out, brief orb.
Hark, Hummina, hark.
Woah thee who hath birthed me, it seems that fate hath beseeched upon me divine punishment in The Rounded Prison! For what crimes I hath brought upon the people of Las Vegas? Nay, it shall be my fate to be The King, for so say the witches three.
Wow Ma'am it's the Scottish Elvis! Uh-Huh-Huh
B tier post
Woa, woman who hath birthed me! A teir befitting of a mere Thane of Rock n Roll!
But I shall become The King! It has been spoken to me by the Witches Supremes! Yae, no man born of a woman can harm me, I shall take my rightful place on the throne.
Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.
I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Have a look around
Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found
There are hundreds of Elvii
Some better, some worse
Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis
Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test
Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest
Welcome to the Elvisverse
What would you prefer:
You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis
Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley
Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors
Be funny @clown-elvis
Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis
We got more Elvises with whom to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis
Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell
We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley
And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!
Hold on to your socks
There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis
They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley
They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis
Please be advised
There are still so many more
See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley
In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock
There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals
There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official
Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley
Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley
choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2
Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure
They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official
They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather
No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis
But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical
Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official
Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley
Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator
Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker
Could I interest you in Elvises
All of the time?
Lots and lots of Elvises
All of the time
Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis
And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley
Elvii in the Elvisverse
All of the time
Wooo mammy i’m honored to be a part of this masterpiece *throws lucky charms like confetti*
Woa! Woman who hath birthed me! My quest to become King of Rock n Roll hath been immortalized in the poems of a bard!
Hark, Hummina, Hark!
You missed the perfect chance to call urself Edgar Allan Pelvis
:(
Quoth The Raven; Woah Mama, But that’s the job of @pelvis-presley, I would never take another Elvis’s Job Hummina Hummina
Woa woman who hath birthed me, if but I *could* take the job of The King... For I, MacBelvis, Thane of Rock n Roll am fated to become The King of Rock n Roll, as fortold by the witches!
