Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.
I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found
There are hundreds of Elvii
Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official
Welcome to the Elvisverse
Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis
Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter
Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest
Welcome to the Elvisverse
You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis
Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley
Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors
Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis
We got more Elvises with whom to engage
Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis
Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell
We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley
And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!
There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis
They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley
They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis
There are still so many more
See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley
In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock
There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals
There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official
Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley
Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley
choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2
Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure
They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official
They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather
No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis
But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical
Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official
Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley
Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator
Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker
Could I interest you in Elvises
Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis
And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley