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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@dwarvish-presley
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
Woah mama, if you’re transphobic you get the Elvis Parsley Chiapet Special (a bullet ant but not a nice one, this son’gun bites)
Woah mama if you're transphobic you get the Dwarvish Presley Special (my axe embedded in your nervous system)
ME AND THE OTHER SINS ARE HAVING A PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED INCLUDING YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND MAYBE EVEN RAPHAEL (not the other ones) WHOS COMING
I would like to participate.
YEAHHH GET DRUNK DO DRUGS DO SIN
I will be down there in a moment.
AND BRING MY SWORD
AND MY AXE
Legolas beat the shit out of me again
Whoa mama it's not true. I'll be beaten by no pointy eared elvis princeling.
Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you
I have a sword
And I have a bow
And I have an axe
I love it whenever a new set of gimmick blogs comes around. Like all of the elvis stuff looks so fun. I miss having the energy and time to participate in that stuff
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
I snove it snenever a new snet of snimmick snogs snomes around. Snike all of the snelvis snuff snooks so snun. I sniss snaving the snenergy and snime to snarticipate in snat snuff
Snail and Elvis
met at a bar
and both thought the other slimey.
-shittypoemdispenser
Woah mama, that's how @snailvis-jr 's parents met.
Woah mama, this is misinformation. I'm not dead. And I don't know who ” Priscilla” is.
I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.
Mr. Sinatra, you and I should join forces in the War on Elvis!
THE COMMUNIST PSYOP THAT IS THE ELVISVERSE SHALL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY THE MIGHT OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!!
I fully agree Mr Nixon, the only way we can survive this apocalypse of horrible music is if we and the good people who believe in TRUE music join forces, with the power of the United States military and true music we may stand a chance.
Woah mama I’m worried about the war on elvii, should we throw a massive concert as protest? Uh-huh uh-huh
Can i work concessions? Being on stage gives me anxiety, humina humina
@elvis-compressedly @elvis-hell @emo-presley @goth-elvis @muppet-elvis @pelvis-presley @gelvis-presley @catgirl-presley @beetle-elvis @elvis-official @mcelvisatthepentagon @jailhouse-md-rock @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @transfem-elvis @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @frelvis-durstley @jeselvis-christ @elviritch-horrors @penguin-presley @shelvis-presley @elvispurrsley @lizard-elvis-official @mii-elvis @miku
Sorry if I missed anyone, any and all elvi welcome in the band 🤗
Woah mama how about we beat the shit out of them instead I got hands
Woah mama, I've got an axe.
t-th-t-t-t-#-t he o-RRRRRRRRRR#%*{> the orb is warm… s-s-s safe
Come feel too…
Woah mama, what are we waiting for?
*I strike the orb with my axe*
CRITICAL ALERT
Foundation has been breached
Activating protocol 231518 131131
Foundation will remain on lockdown until the threat has been neutralized
May the king have mercy on your souls
Woah mama, you have my axe
wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin
Woah mama, they're putting babies in the orb now?
Have you seen the craziness that is the elvisverse? They have everything from cat girl elvis to emo elvis and Italian elvis. They even have their own #elvisverse tag
Woah mama
Woah mama, we are many.
i regularly perceive premonitions of my demise
Woah mama, you cannot get out. The end comes soon. Drums, drums in the deep. We are coming.
WOAH MAMA, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Woah mama, greetings, friend.
@elvis-resercher-official @emo-presley @elvis-unofficial @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @phannie-elvis @snailvis @ all of y’all who I can’t remember right now. New friend!!!!
woah mama welcome to the elvisverse
WOAH MAMA, YOU'RE SOMEHOW MORE EMO THAN ME, AND I'M DEATH, HUH-HUH
im the king of emo hummina hummina hummina
I SHALL HAVE TO USE THE SWORD TO REAP YOUR SOUL THEN, NOT THE SCYTHE, HUH-HUH. KINGS GET THE SWORD, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA.
AND WE ARE ALL THE KING
you cannot kill me in a way that matters
What about about with a bow?
ELVISH PRESLEY, IT SHALL BE MANY CENTURIES BEFORE YOUR SAND RUNS OUT, BUT I SHALL BE THERE ALL THE SAME. IN FACT, IN MY WORLD, ELVES ARE RATHER UNPLEASANT.
Elves are rather unpleasant in my world as well
I have successfully followed every Elvis!
Woah mama every single one? I doubt it huh-huh
Woah mama! I don't even know how many of us there are!
Meow mama I think the Elvis researcher guy said there was 46 of us :3
Grr mama we are multiplying rapidly
Woah mama, it’s up to 52 now
Woah mama don't forget me
woah penis all racists terfs transmeds transradicalists nazis and stuff of the likes get the elvis special (bullet)
Ela emal and my bow
Woah mama and my axe
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
Woah mama, if you’re transphobic you get the Elvis Parsley Chiapet Special (a bullet ant but not a nice one, this son’gun bites)
Woah mama if you're transphobic you get the Elvish Presley special (an arrow to the chest) (it was supposed to be a warning shot but Dwarvish Presley bumped my bow)
Woah mama mind your aim
This but it’s about a series you’re writing that’s not even published yet
This is just the Elvisverse Meow Mama
There are 36 and counting Elvii, and I, as the self appointed #1 Elvis researcher, am obliged to say
…guys… I think we need a bigger bus…
Woah mama I can probably fit under a seat if needed
Ela emal, I have no need of a bus, for my fleet Elvish feet can outpace it.
I shall run as well, we dwarves are natural sprinters. Besides, I'll be beaten by no pointy eared Elvish king.
