i dreamed of you

Patricia | She / Her | Queer | mixed SE-Asian living in Germany | 21+

[idliketobeanalbatross]

A lot of the lore questions can be answered with, "yes, Spike is just a fucking freak."

Like, yeah vampires don't get much out of eating, won't risk going out during the day, wouldn't have the inner compass to seek out a soul, wouldn't stand by a mad Drusilla for centuries, would avoid slayers at all cost, and wouldn't aid a slayer once neutered for funsies.

Spike is just a fucking freak. A weirdo. Darla and Angel couldn't stand him in part due to the fact that something just is sideways in that man's head. No wonder him and Drusilla got on like a house on fire, they both have something deeply wrong with them.

And yeah, there's that whole demon taking the human as a template theory, and Spike being hedonism personified, and I'm well aware.

But like, I think using Spike as any kind of metric is a mistake because he is simply like that.

Spike is a kinked up, adrenaline junkie, loser, who sees common sense and sprints the other way with nothing but a blanket for holes for cover. It's just him, his purple shampoo, and his boredom zooming through the undead existence.

[flootzavut]

I have many thoughts about how much of the BtVS vampire lore as stated by the Council and Angel is either just wrong or twisted or misinterpreted, but simultaneously I can't deny that also Spike is just a fucking freak.

[mioxenoblade]

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[ghost-mantis]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pinkalite]

KLAROLINE × UNHINGED POSTS ; PART 27

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[omtai]

always so embarassing when u have the most emotionally explosive night ever & are convinced ur just turning into the joker And then the next day ur period starts. Like nvm

[mdbjc]

[ladychlo]

This is the Palestine Film Institute website, it offers free access to multiple shorts, documentaries, films etc, as well as suggestions and a long list of cinematic art made by Palestinians.

This is Aflamuna, a non-profit platform dedicated to sharing independent films from the Arab region with audiences worldwide. Handpicked cult, classic, contemporary, and sometimes unreleased films that are mostly inaccessible to the public are made available free of charge every week. It has one of the most impactful Palestinian movies.

[ohwhatevers]

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[noshipspn]

20 years bitches.

[stele3]

I was there, Gandalf.

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[sulietsexual]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* When witches go riding and black cats are seen The moon laughs and whispers ‘tis near Halloween *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[ashenmind]

the average person thinks of children like particularly delicate houseplants

[sarahconnorjr]

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

Game of Thrones: Game Revealed S08E01 - Iain Glen and Emilia Clarke

[shisasan]

March 28, 1913 Letters to Felice by Franz Kafka First published : 1973

[armengoldira]

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[662607015]

oh one source of bad information by robert bly we're really in it now