You can just put food color in EVERYTHING.

It's punk to be kind. Also I make stuff

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[machinelveradio]

The pocket shrine is fully 100% done as well. Very happy. The quote/prayer on the back was self typed on a typewriter I was given and is from Hadestown. Great musical, please listen to it if you haven't yet.

[machinelveradio]

If you see this bum flap or this pin sheet at your local pride festival run, I am a feral creature and I'm not to be trifled with(come up and say hi the pins and earrings are free and self made)

[machinelveradio]

Changing the blog name to a little known fact that I recently discovered that made me love life a little more

[machinelveradio]

That pocket shrine from a while ago is nearly done, surprisingly! Just need a middle piece. I had one, but it won't work. It was paper and just didn't fit the vibe.

...

Maybe.

[machinelveradio]

Nevermind I'm cooking.

[machinelveradio]

That pocket shrine from a while ago is nearly done, surprisingly! Just need a middle piece. I had one, but it won't work. It was paper and just didn't fit the vibe.

...

Maybe.

[prokopetz]

As far as challenges for the widespread deployment of delivery robots go, I admit I wouldn't have predicted "drivers refusing to yield pedestrian right-of-way to uncrewed robots and running the stupid things over on purpose", but in retrospect it's both completely predictable and extremely funny.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[machinelveradio]

Not having to make the conscious decision to smile is a great feeling, I just be catching myself smiling, this is great

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[starspgl]

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[cloudabserk]

because of this tag somebody left on my post:

[whiskyysixx]

AJAJAJA whats wrong with the world

I love this quote so much

[angell-of-filth]

via

[machinelveradio]

My perfect dynamic is being a mechanic on a ship where the AI and I only have eachother and I fix all their problems and they listen to all of mine and one day I surprise them with a body(its my own) and I put the chip into my head and they like it in my head and realize they can feel everything I feel is that too much to ask?

I also need to stress I am completely fine with being the robot in this scenario. Like just upload my conciousness into a flashdrive and lose it for over a thousand or so years only to find my fragmented conscious[because everything is subject to decay and rot] and repair me and put me in your little PDA so I can tease you about finding me attractive despite being made of metal. Like this is NOT a hard thing to accomplish I feel it's just that people are Preventing Me From This.

[bychanfilm]