the names mackenzee

yearbook photographer I just really love foxes If you ever need someone to talk to, just message me! I'll be happy to talk :)

[slightmood]

whoever has my voodoo doll please put more stuffing in the ass

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[colesuggestion]

even if all you did today was breathe, that is enough and you are enough

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[andmaybegayer]

Visit Original Link

Apparently slicing Uptown Funk in half just fucking drops all the words, so here’s an absolutely banging funk instrumental that is the negative space between Uptown Funk.

Souce Code

[mackenzeemaruna]

I’m not sure how I feel about this

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[blythebaird]

[rottencoconut]

😂😂😂😂

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind  

[onceuponaroast]

No

They’re christ crispies

[poinsciuri]

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

[tasmanianstripes]

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

[poinsciuri]

im a lesbian

[mx-hexide-sk8er]

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

[poinsciuri]

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

[jumpingjacktrash]

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

[babyanimalgifs]

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

[beynons]

Wtf

[vampstappen]

what the FUCK

[attack-on-sarcasm]

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!

[shining-magically]

is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.

Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.

[annarchism]

when you can’t afford one direction tickets

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

just heard a 7 year-old yell “OH FUCK IT” and honestly i’m with you kid

[mackenzeemaruna]

are you okay? no.

[mackenzeemaruna]

thoughts on life today

[depresseddisneyprincess]

here’s to those who didn’t make it to 2018 and here’s to those who didn’t think they’d make it to 2018