Mack Blackwood: Voice for Hire

The name's Mack! I'm a voice actor, also active on my fandom-heavy, reblog-heavy blog, iamabagfullofcats. I also cowrite Wasteland Diaries with AlmostMichael as part of BigSmack! Productions. Soon-to-come features: voice commission price sheet, simple voice request guidelines, FAQ, et al.

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honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

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Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”

Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff, who’s got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

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Original by False Knees!

Original by False Knees!

Am I really back at it again? Yes. Yes, I am. Sort of. Trying to shake the dust off, yanno? 2020 was a wild year, in which I was Essential and Exhausted(TM) and posted nothing creative, so I wanna just loosen up and get some fun stuff out there. No pressure, just shitposting.

Voice and editing by me!

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So of course, this is a response to the infamous post containing the 33 1/3 remix of Jolene, as sung by Dolly Parton. She also featured in Pentatonix's a capella cover is the same song. I think the progression of this particular creative train of thought is fairly obvious, no?

Please enjoy.

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Somewhere Only We Know | Smule

Keane - Somewhere Only We Know recorded by Arlina_Rhine and MackBlackwood on Sing! by Smule. Sing with lyrics to your favorite karaoke songs.

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Thought I'd try Smule out again - WHY HAVEN'T I FOUND THIS ULTRA HARMONY TOOL UNTIL NOW IT'S SO PRETTY

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Have prompt, will dub!

As mentioned in my previous post, I’ve got an announcement to make! 

In the interest of not boring anyone to tears, here’s the short version: I fucked up some shit at work by mistake and might get pulled from full-time to part-time! It’s deserved, and not as a result of anyone trying to screw me over personally, but that does not appease my bank account! Matter of fact, this is no bueno for my rent and bills, so I’m opening a ko-fi page and commissions for my voice work!

I don’t have any hard and fast price guidelines as yet, but please do feel free to email me if you want to discuss your voice acting idea! I’ll be starting small, but I can do either pre-written dialogue or improv, provided I’m familiar with the source material (or you give me some links or deets for my education), and I can sing, too! I’ll do established properties or original characters, but the complexity of the editing to get the sound you want will affect the final price.

If you just wanna throw some money at me, though, that’s also okay! But I’m more than happy to record you a little thank-you message, if nothing else! Encouraging words from Papyrus or Sans, impressions (from decent to purposefully shitposty) of characters you like or made, anything goes! Specify a brief, two- to three-sentence thank-you type message in your donation and I’ll deliver!

HOWEVER!! IF YOU WANNA COMMISSION ME PROPER, DO NOT SEND ME MONEY UNTIL WE’VE TALKED THE PRICE OVER!!

Thank you for your time and attention!

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New update for the ko-fi donations guideline!!!

If you want to donate one (1) coffee to me, I will record for you a thank-you message for a length of one (1) to three (3) sentences! This can be improv or pre-written, any fandom you can think of (within reason, and/or provided you can help me find links to learn about the source material), just a straight-up thank you in my own dulcet tones, or a brief song! Maybe a sung haiku in the style of jacksfilms? Whatever suits your fancy! The more coffees you buy, the more sentences you can add to your max limit! Two coffees ($6 USD) gets you a max of six (6) sentences, three coffees ($9 USD) gets you a max of nine (9) sentences, and so on!

Thank you in advance for your support!!

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Reblogging for the post-holiday crowd!

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Figured I'd give this a go, just for funsies!

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I felt compelled to attempt a lyricization of the bittersweet duet shared between the Brown siblings in Blackwell Unbound. True, the song was never meant to have words, as an instrumental duet the brother-sister team could share on stage together, but . . . the melody spoke to me.

Honestly, I’ve been missing the Blackwell characters dearly for a hot minute, so this worked nicely as an ode to the series as a whole, too. @wadjeteye does a top-notch job with their music, y’all.

Lyrics under the cut.

Show’s end Curtain call Now onward we go To places we’ll know

Through night Moonlit bright Solitude we fight

But we know well we'll meet again But, dearest friends, 'til then

Say goodnight 

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Ko-Fi thank-yous in queue!

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, this has been an excellent first day on my ko-fi page, and it’s all thanks to all of you! Here are the coffees I’ve received so far!

@angelenesdreams: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

@brangiojite: Thank-you message from Papyrus Done!

My parents (who are objectively the best): Voicemail message

@covrilly: Dramatic reading of this text post Done!

@vintage-mechanics: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who’s contributed so far! I look forward to getting these messages to you soon!

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Still taking commissions and ko-fi donation mini-commishes! <3 Spread the word, get a little voiced swag for yourself, a loved one, or a hated enemy, TODAY!!

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Original is by @shitfestcomic

Original is by @shitfestcomic

This is a thank-you mini-commish for @angelenesdreams! Thank you SO MUCH for your support!!

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have you been missing posts?

tumblr rolled out its “best stuff first” function and it might be affecting your feed without you knowing it. well if you’re on tumblr mobile and don’t want tumblr choosing how things show up on your feed, do this! ✩

go to your settings:

then your dashboard preferences

and turn it off!

please spread the word! (˘◡˘)

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Gentle reminder to turn that setting off!

‘Best stuff’? more like ‘best barf’! 

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Ko-Fi thank-yous in queue!

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, this has been an excellent first day on my ko-fi page, and it’s all thanks to all of you! Here are the coffees I’ve received so far!

@angelenesdreams: Dramatic reading of this comic

@brangiojite: Thank-you message from Papyrus Done!

My parents (who are objectively the best): Voicemail message

@covrilly: Dramatic reading of this text post Done!

@vintage-mechanics: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who’s contributed so far! I look forward to getting these messages to you soon!

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Original post by @sirartwork and @paleorobot

Original post by @sirartwork and @paleorobot

This is a thank-you piece for @covrilly! Your support is very appreciated!!

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Ko-Fi thank-yous in queue!

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, this has been an excellent first day on my ko-fi page, and it’s all thanks to all of you! Here are the coffees I’ve received so far!

@angelenesdreams: Dramatic reading of this comic

@brangiojite: Thank-you message from Papyrus Done!

My parents (who are objectively the best): Voicemail message

@covrilly: Dramatic reading of this text post

@vintage-mechanics: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who’s contributed so far! I look forward to getting these messages to you soon!

[mackityattackity]

Visit Original Link

Original by False Knees

Original by False Knees

A thank-you recording for @vintage-mechanics! Thank you for your support!!

[mackityattackity]

Ko-Fi thank-yous in queue!

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals, this has been an excellent first day on my ko-fi page, and it’s all thanks to all of you! Here are the coffees I’ve received so far!

@angelenesdreams: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

@brangiojite: Thank-you message from Papyrus Done!

My parents (who are objectively the best): Voicemail message

@covrilly: Dramatic reading of this text post Done!

@vintage-mechanics: Dramatic reading of this comic Done!

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who’s contributed so far! I look forward to getting these messages to you soon!

[mackityattackity]

Have prompt, will dub!

As mentioned in my previous post, I’ve got an announcement to make! 

In the interest of not boring anyone to tears, here’s the short version: I fucked up some shit at work by mistake and might get pulled from full-time to part-time! It’s deserved, and not as a result of anyone trying to screw me over personally, but that does not appease my bank account! Matter of fact, this is no bueno for my rent and bills, so I’m opening a ko-fi page and commissions for my voice work!

I don’t have any hard and fast price guidelines as yet, but please do feel free to email me if you want to discuss your voice acting idea! I’ll be starting small, but I can do either pre-written dialogue or improv, provided I’m familiar with the source material (or you give me some links or deets for my education), and I can sing, too! I’ll do established properties or original characters, but the complexity of the editing to get the sound you want will affect the final price.

If you just wanna throw some money at me, though, that’s also okay! But I’m more than happy to record you a little thank-you message, if nothing else! Encouraging words from Papyrus or Sans, impressions (from decent to purposefully shitposty) of characters you like or made, anything goes! Specify a brief, two- to three-sentence thank-you type message in your donation and I’ll deliver!

HOWEVER!! IF YOU WANNA COMMISSION ME PROPER, DO NOT SEND ME MONEY UNTIL WE’VE TALKED THE PRICE OVER!!

Thank you for your time and attention!

kofiwidget2.init('Buy Me a Coffee', '#46b798', 'N4N75I19');kofiwidget2.draw();

[mackityattackity]

New update for the ko-fi donations guideline!!!

If you want to donate one (1) coffee to me, I will record for you a thank-you message for a length of one (1) to three (3) sentences! This can be improv or pre-written, any fandom you can think of (within reason, and/or provided you can help me find links to learn about the source material), just a straight-up thank you in my own dulcet tones, or a brief song! Maybe a sung haiku in the style of jacksfilms? Whatever suits your fancy! The more coffees you buy, the more sentences you can add to your max limit! Two coffees ($6 USD) gets you a max of six (6) sentences, three coffees ($9 USD) gets you a max of nine (9) sentences, and so on!

Thank you in advance for your support!!