So, You're Here.

"Wisdom cannot be granted, it must be earned. Sometimes at a cost." Optimus Prime

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[visenyaism]

Important question

Fuck icemaker, marry in-unit laundry, kill dishwasher

Fuck in-unit laundry, marry icemaker, kill dishwasher

Fuck dishwasher, marry in-unit laundry, kill icemaker

Fuck in-unit laundry, marry dishwasher, kill icemaker

Fuck dishwasher, marry icemaker, kill in-unit laundry

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[nightmaresyrup]

A tiny cookie-sized Ray

Just found out about Finless Sleeper Rays

Look how small they get:

[imathers]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[xanaxfarts]

Initiation Well Location: Sintra, Portugal

A pair of wells, called the Initiation Wells, spiral down deep within the earth, like inverted towers. The wells were never used to collect water. Instead, they were part of a mysterious initiation ritual within the Knights of Templar tradition.

[dani-m-art]

Smaugust day 5 - "Small."

Very, very small.

Combined my love of dragons with my love of cell biology and sciart for this one!

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[onlytiktoks]

[aniseandspearmint]

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

[389]

[ramalamacreatures]

HANDMADE Polymer Clay Blue-footed Booby figurine before and after painting.

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[yorgen-sh]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Grampy you've got to lock the fu--

Oh apologies i was not familiar with your game

[gaytanic-panic]

[gaytanic-panic]

#what do you mean harrison ford was a pot dealer in real life. you're kidding. is this real

What do you think actors do before making it big in show business?

[gaytanic-panic]

I was like damn these tags are too real until I remembered sw can also be used as an acronym for star wars

[luumu]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[nonalimmen]

© Nona Limmen {via Instagram}

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]